Bro's before broken toes dude.

a blog about real life stories... about my real life.

[sp00kycandi-deactivated20200419]

DID YOU SEE THE TRAGIC LOVE?

No big deal guys, just sobbing over murtagh and nasuada.

[vamptits]

spices should not expire. I don't have that kinda money and you are flavor in a bottle. relax.

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[no-chill-at-all]

[art-nimals]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

This is blatant vampire erasure.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Go write a sad poem about it

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

My name is Vlad and wen its nite or wen the wolves art pohsting shite and all discourse haf gon to dogs - i stay up late. i clik ‘reblog’

[kawaii-keke-chan-deactivated201]

OMG

[the-real-mystic-melody]

Link

my name is Link

and i explor

all oer the land

for wickd boar

but questing stuf

costs lots and lots

to serch for cash

i break yor pots.

[the-real-mystic-melody]

Spider-Man

my name is Pete

and i was bit

weerd powers did

that bug transmit

wen faith in good

begins to eb

i swing around

i shoot the web.

[mymumisastalker]

[macleod]

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

[tastetheraenbow]

This is literally destroying my life.

[tipsymaple-blog]

when ur gonna put some dirt in someones eye

[belinsky]

#me when im gonna put some dirt in someones eye

[stability]

[lovlae]

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

[heckamightygadzooks]

You would not believe your grief

If none pizza with left beef

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[nuevayor]

contact lenses are really just bras for ur eyeball titties