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[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

[jacindaelena]

by theenglishfarmhouse

[sweetteaswift]

who’s with me

[dspressed]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[royaltigertea]

*taps microphone* hello? Is this thing on? Ahem...

SMOLS WEARING THEIR TOLS OVERSIZED CLOTHES. THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

[anxietyproblem]

[rachel-weisz]

[quotemadness]

“Perfection is not just about control. It is also about letting go.”

— Darren Aronofsky

[princessofkazakhstan-deactivate]

i am creap.. am a weyrdo… what hell im do here 

[tiffanyachings]

#lawful snarky

[thoodleoo]

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

[onespeakerforthedead]

I do now!

[aryasnow]

“Yes you love me, but like a vulture loves the carcass it picks over.”

— Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)

[cinemagal]

Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

[fghjgkhsghkjg-deactivated202202]

this is horrible but its accurate .

[musingofapoeticsoul]

[dontthinkonithermione]

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

[yaminoendo]

My new favorite version of Hermione.

[broseph-ine]