i have officially lost the plot 💋

call me amb. any pronouns. born in the 1990s

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[edgebug]

Toronto I am in you

[strange-aeons]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[boatemholes]

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i also have a WEVIDEO LINK that expires in three days but i can remake it...free to download and please do download it so you can always have it and lmk if it doesnt work: https://we.tl/t-Caas0zbtvvDATVwN

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

My entire life…

Life in an Autism World

[skyberie]

padmé's hope that she carried for anakin in the prequels, functions as a narrative mirror to luke. a radical empathy that compels both mother and son to reach for the salvageable soul within him. it isn't about "ignoring red flags".

[killrockstar]

i baby'd my bangs so short it's an abortion

[apolladay]

What’s the furthest distance you’ve driven in one day?

* less than 100 miles (<161 KM)

* 100- 200 miles (161-322 KM)

* 200-300 miles (322-483 KM)

* 300-400 miles (483-644 KM)

* 400-500 miles (644-805 KM)

* 500-600 miles (805-966 KM)

*600-700 miles (966-1127 KM)

* over 700 miles (>1127 KM)

* it’s complicated

* see results

What’s the furthest distance you’ve driven in one day?

less than 100 miles (<161 KM)

100- 200 miles (161-322 KM)

200-300 miles (322-483 KM)

300-400 miles (483-644 KM)

400-500 miles (644-805 KM)

500-600 miles (805-966 KM)

600-700 miles (966-1127 KM)

over 700 miles (>1127 KM)

it's complicated

see results

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[greyerwardens]

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Things Autistic Adults Often Apologize For (that they shouldn’t have to)

Ascent Autism

[thebellekeys]

europeans be like “omg north americans are so racist it’s horrible” and then elect fascists

[thebellekeys]

I would like to emphasize that I agree with all of these tags by the way. My post wasn't aiming to pin all of Europe's grotesque racism on the new elections.

[dailymanners]

A few weeks ago I was at a board game night with some of my old classmates from various mainland European countries. They started talking about how horrible Trump's treatment of immigrants is and how they're so glad to be in Europe where nothing like that is happening right now. I asked them what they thought about the fact that their own governments were complicit in turning the Mediterranean into a mass grave of asylum seekers, and some of them legitimately didn't even know and were surprised to hear that their own governments had enacted policies that caused the deaths of thousands of asylum seekers.

Even here in Iceland, almost nobody has been talking about the fact that some of the far right populist parties have legitimately been talking about wanting to establish detainment camps to keep asylum seekers in.

[barishal]

Additional readings:

Greece suspends asylum applications for migrants from North Africa by Laura Gozzi (BBC).

Greece passes draconian legislation with prison terms for rejected asylum seekers by Helena Smith (The Guardian).

Greek coastguard threw migrants overboard to their deaths, witnesses say by Lucile Smith and Ben Steele (BBC).

Bill on Detention Centres for Asylum Seekers Published by Jelena Ćirić (Iceland Review).

Italy sends 40 rejected asylum seekers to Albania by Karl Sexton (DW).

Record number of migrants, refugees reached Canary Islands by sea in 2024 (Al Jazeera).

Portuguese government announces major migrant expulsion plan by ANSA (InfoMigrants).

[dailymanners]

This post is a few months old now, and the bit about Iceland is now outdated, because Alþingi (the Icelandic parliament) passed the bill approving the detention center for asylum seekers. It will be legal to handcuff and detain children there.

Never let anyone from Europe feed you the lie that racism and fascism are unique to North America in the 21st century.

[dailymanners]

This post made racists angry enough to harass me over it, which all that's going to do is make me bring this post back and reblog it more.

[aro-ace-chaos]

“Please consider how amatonormativity/compulsory sexuality/allonormativity might be impacting your perspective on this” is not at all the same thing as insulting someone, attacking them, or calling them a bigot, FYI.

[aro-ace-chaos]

That being said, please always take time to reflect and consider how amatonormativity/compulsory sexuality/allonormativity might impact your perspective on things like fandom, shipping, media analysis, real life relationships, politics, and everything in between.

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[frogayyyy]

[birdwatchy-standaround]

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

[phaeton-flier]

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

[fruitpeels]

Got distracted. Saw a cool bug