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✰ old ✰ she/her ✰ my dogs are my life

[filmnoirsbian]

Its time.

[filmnoirsbian]

Off to a good start

[filmnoirsbian]

Hello i have a new favorite movie

[filmnoirsbian]

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

[filmnoirsbian]

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

[filmnoirsbian]

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm speechless

[filmnoirsbian]

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

[filmnoirsbian]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

[filmnoirsbian]

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

[filmnoirsbian]

Solidarity

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

[filmnoirsbian]

He's literally reading a book called Crime

[filmnoirsbian]

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

[iamnotlanuk]

New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk

[dont-pray-for-my-sins]

[bifrostythor-deactivated2020062]

[not-close-to-straight]

How dare you come into my house and shame me to my face

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[cannibalcomputer]

[jackscarab]

[tredlocity]

A synopsis I found of a Christian animated movie about Noah’s Ark.

[five-flats]

oh no

[peanutbuttergamegrumps]

[sword-and-nightingale]

Are we going to ignore Greed the human?

[category-fury-deactivated202101]

[priceofliberty]

literally what the fuck is going on

[fandomsandfeminism]

Jeff, calm the fuck down.

[fluffmugger]

ok no guys seriously, read the article. It’s fucking art.

Today we face a crisis. Millennials, too thankless to appreciate the sense of purpose granted by the low, low price of iPhones and too reckless to save hundreds of thousands of dollars by cutting back on avocado toast brunches, turn instead to the sinister allure of universal healthcare, minimum wage increases, and social services that threaten to undermine the freedom of every temporarily-embarrassed billionaire in America (the greatest country in the entire universe). They disrespect the veterans who gave their lives to ensure that nations like Vietnam and Venezuela are too piss-poor to pose a threat to capitalist hegemony, and they have the audacity to complain endlessly about “the historical exclusion of minority groups from the fruits of domestic economic development” and “unequal treatment in the criminal justice system,” to name just two of these seemingly-endless snowflakeries.

[lynati]

Jeff knows how to make a headline that will get the audience who most needs to read the attached article click through to do so.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

just remembered an image from 2013 that instantly brought me to tears all over again laughing about it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[moonenjoyer]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[rad-roach]

[moonenjoyer]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[rad-roach]

[mintsyrup-deactivated20191203]

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets

[manuvers-deactivated20190209]

Of course black people are here to save tiktok

[clayinla]

I’m not even playin this is THE first tiktok that has actually made me laugh

[bimmyneutron]

THE ACTING

[sixpenceee]

The following pieces of morbid art are by Nicola Samori, a 35 year old Italian artist. He says “My work stems from fear: fear of the body, of death, of men. I think my nature as an artist is something like feeling hopeless. Works are just temporary shelters and painting is a leisure place where you can conceal yourself.”

[tsuwabuki]

[tittily]

once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

[the-vanilluxe-treatment]

Galar region variants for the Mudsdale line based off of Scottish water Kelpies.

[marsapartment]

where is the emmy nom

[catchymemes]

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[corrynkeel]

It took this addition for me to comprehend the joke. Thank you.