Never Laugh at Live Dragons

Sabrina. 20. Chicago. This blog is a mess.

[brosquartz-blog1]

Hey can you guys go follow me at me new blog @savingerebor please???? I don’t think I’ll come on this one all that often

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Hey can you guys go follow me at me new blog @savingerebor please???? I don’t think I’ll come on this one all that often

[danielpov]

dan and phil get down with the memes [ + + + + ]

[mattholicguilt]

shoutout to bob’s burgers for doing an episode where linda got a job and bob got upset, not because his wife was going to be making money and he would not be supporting her, but because he missed her while she was gone. it wasn’t some bullshit about “but how will i take care of the kids” or “no i don’t want you to be independent,” it was just….. bob missed her bc she’s his best friend. 

[0dabiah]

That show is pure.

[bittersweet-opossum-deactivated]

When he looks at you like you’re stupid and you’re not stupid

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW DRACO MALFOY IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MEME YOU CANT TELL ME HOGWARTS STUDENTS DIDNT SAY “my father will hear about this” OR “potter” ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED I JUST WONT ALLOW IT

[broromini]

I’m picturing instead of “thanks Obama” everyone just mutters “POTTER” every time something small goes wrong. Everyone loses their shit when Harry one day spills ink of himself and mutters “POTTER”

[teacakes]

Where is that vine of that girl doing Ariana Grande and she says oh my god where is my coffee?in a deep ass voice????

[teacakes]

WHERE IS SHE??????!

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[cognitivedissonance]

Perfect

[leslielemonlyman]

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[wittgensteinsmister]

the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

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[alisonzai]

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@brosquartz

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[thexfiles]

baby bunny update.

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@avocadonot @brosquartz

[hatsuzookie]

Super Smash Bros Go

Meet your friends in a back alley and beat the shit out of each other.

[gerardwaysfetishopera]

@brosquartz @avocadonot @carlsmissingyeye

[sassenach-kiss]

disadvantages of having thick hair

your head is always 100000 degrees

shedding everywhere

snapping thin combs

spend $100 on dye if you want to color it

hair is still wet 2 years after you showered

styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

????

[shoopsi]

advantages: the hairdresser goes “woooow sooo much hair”

[academiczombie]

@brosquartz

[c3po]

raccoons are good boys, even when they are bad boys

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