Brother Lasile of Marseille

I am brother Lasile, the almoner at farnham monastery!! He/him pfp by brother Herbert

[brotherlasile]

Greetings!

I am brother Lasile, the almoner at the farnham monastery! I distribute the alms, as you might have already guessed! My pfp (profile painting) was drawn by our scribe brother Herbert, to whom I am thankful. I love Lord's creations big and small, but small ones i particularly enjoy.

OOC: This is an rp blog that contains elements of unreality. Brother Lasile is an OC of mine (Repurposed from a fandom, hence the weird name). I'm Grib, I go by he/him. English is not my first language and i generally tend to make typos, so my posts may be a bit janky. Farnham is a real place, farnham monastery is not.

[brotherlasile]

I hath accidentally reblogged the morrow of wind on my pious monkblog. I am sorry brothers

[brotherlasile]

They say that a hailstorm is approaching from the west. So please, kys brothers!!! ❤💕💕

[brother-egmund]

SOMEONE HACKED MY DIARY

[brotherlasile]

I was worried for thee!!

[guerrillatech]

[brotherlasile]

Ahh! How wonderful It is to be back on this site oh so webbed! I apologise for such prolonged lack of posts. I hath been repenting for the sinful thought I had mid winter, and thus i hath decided to stay silent until the Lord gives me a sign that I am fully forgiven. Now i'm back!!! 🙏😊🙏🙏😃😄😄😊😊

[brothermayhew]

welcome back, brother! thy long repentance is most admirable. what signe did the Lord bestow upon thee to signifye thy forgiveness ?!

[brotherlasile]

Why, a butterfly hath landed on my nose whilst I was praying! It hath never happened before...

[brotherlasile]

DANDELIONS ARE HERE! THEY ARE HERE! THE SPRING HAS OPENED HER YELLOW EYES! BROTHERS OH BROTHERS!

[brotherlasile]

Ahh! How wonderful It is to be back on this site oh so webbed! I apologise for such prolonged lack of posts. I hath been repenting for the sinful thought I had mid winter, and thus i hath decided to stay silent until the Lord gives me a sign that I am fully forgiven. Now i'm back!!! 🙏😊🙏🙏😃😄😄😊😊

[brothermonk-sam]

I've come to make an announcement. Brother eustace is a bitch ass mother fucker. He's going around saying he slept with my mother. That's right, he opened his blasphemous looking quilly mouth up to claim he slept with my wonderful mother, and he said his genitalia was *this big* and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my tumblr dot com. Brother eustace, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut (that I eat to make myself smarter, something you can't do because you have no brain for it to work on) except way smaller and guess what? Here's what my set up looks like. That's right baby, all parchment, all quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two inkwells and a clay pipe.

He 'slept with my mother', so guess what, I'm gonna write an exposé. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER INK!! Except I'm not gonna write about eustace, I'm gonna go higher; I'M DOCUMENTING ON HIS MOTHER! How do you like that, Obama?! I AM CONSIDERING HOW HE BECAME SUCH A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MONK IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the ink D R O P L E T S hit the monastery, now get outta my sight, before I write about you too!

[morellife]

I love those shitposting monk accounts.

[die-your-daughter-deactivated20]

absolutely same.

My life before the shitposting monk accounts:

My life after the shitposting monk accounts:

(imagine this is me going on my phone to check in with the latest at Farnham Monastery)

[monk-the-carlo]

Hark! yet more pilgrims and patrons!

[brotherhumphrey]

hypothetically. and im not asking this because the prior asked me to find some way of making money or anything. does anyone have any talents they could show off in a monastery talent show

[hildegards-abbey]

I can astral project into Brother Eustace’s body, doth that count?

[brothermonk-sam]

i could. perhaps i could sing. and beat up brother eustace JUST KIDDING OF COURSE

[blacksmith-oliver]

i could make a trophy for the winner!

[brotherhumphrey]

yippeeeee!

[monk-the-carlo]

brother i can throw it back nasty style

[hildegards-abbey]

I will have to remain in Brother Eustace’s body to see what this means? Thou hast intrigued me, surely it is a worthy talent.

[brotherlasile]

I can draw a cat!!

[sisterdelores]

Brothers and sisters, I must confess a grievous truth. Surely, ye have marked how our cheese supply hath dwindled most mysteriously. The cause, I fear, is none other than mine own hand. When the moon sitteth high in the heavens, I do rise from my rest, creep to the window, and devour the cheese straight from its sack. Verily, I am ashamed, and I do swear to atone through mine own toil. I hope ye can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

[brother-aethelstan]

i have done the same… i was wondering why the supply was decreasing so much. surely it could not have been at my hand alone, i thought, and evidently i was correct. cheese 🤝

[brotherlasile]

It is true that the cheese does taste better at night

[hildegards-abbey]

Which one of you hath brought a cat into the abbey? I shall not tolerate dead creatures of the Lord’s creation being brought to my chambers.

[monasterycat]

mew *rolling on the floor playing with a small ball of string*

[brotherlasile]

It means it loves you! And while I grieve the rats, the cat keeps our cellars safe....

[brotherlasile]

Bloodletting left me oh so sickly... I am waiting the moment I will be allowed some rest

[brotherhumphrey]

good News, everyone! a wonderful Uncle of mine saw the last post about the Monastery's diminishing funds and has revealed to me his possession of a Great wealth, which he will send to me Presently, after i provide to him a few Small details and a handful of Coins. praise be to the Lord!

[brotherlasile]

Wonderful, brother! You must tell us when he will be able to send them!

[lady-isabella-farnham]

I’m putting the monks and the nuns on a sticker reward chart

[monkbrother-thomas]

I will be normal about this.

[brotherhumphrey]

I will be normal about this.

[lady-isabella-farnham]

You both get a gold star

[monkbrother-thomas]

YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE!!!!

[monkbrother-thomas]

[sisterclaennis]

if i too am normal about this, may i also acquire a gold star 👉👈

[lady-isabella-farnham]

⭐️

[brotherlasile]

Ah! How does one get a gold star?

[lady-isabella-farnham]

Officially good behaviour, but in actuality I’ve been giving them to anyone who asks, apart from Brother Eustace who I ‘forgot’ to put on the chart

[brotherlasile]

I see.... may I get one?

[lady-isabella-farnham]

⭐️!

[brotherlasile]

[lady-isabella-farnham]

I’m putting the monks and the nuns on a sticker reward chart

[monkbrother-thomas]

I will be normal about this.

[brotherhumphrey]

I will be normal about this.

[lady-isabella-farnham]

You both get a gold star

[monkbrother-thomas]

YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE!!!!

[monkbrother-thomas]

[sisterclaennis]

if i too am normal about this, may i also acquire a gold star 👉👈

[lady-isabella-farnham]

⭐️

[brotherlasile]

Ah! How does one get a gold star?

[lady-isabella-farnham]

Officially good behaviour, but in actuality I’ve been giving them to anyone who asks, apart from Brother Eustace who I ‘forgot’ to put on the chart

[brotherlasile]

I see.... may I get one?