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ellievsbear
occasionally subtle

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Sade Olutola

titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Origami Around
art blog(derogatory)
RMH
Fai_Ryy

oozey mess
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins
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i drinka the coffee i get big
contingency
This is great because the first two panels are basically what really actually happens when dogs are play-fighting! If you watch dogs play-fight, you’ll see that periodically, one dog or the other will freeze in place for a few seconds (”Wait!”). By mirroring the freeze, rather than taking advantage to attack, the other dog answers the question (”Are you playing or fighting?”) with “Yep, we’re playing, no worries!”
daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨
In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.
Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.
Guess what happened instead?
Hi, My Name’s Clementine, I’m 6 Months Old, And I Hate The Smell Of Mint
#cats will walk up to a thing take a whiff and immediately announce their opinion™
The addition of every item and the passage of every minute has a 5% chance (1 in 20) of the Cat of Holding rejecting all items, spreading them randomly in a 10ft radius burst attack.
noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
y’all like to make fun of men having pictures with the fishes they caught on tinder but for me that’s hot as fuck. It tells me he has a hobby, leaves the house at least sometimes, has a friend that takes a picture of him, and most importantly, that he has killed. absolute panty dropper
This guy just wants to fuck people’s dads…
this post was tagged with countless amounts of anime boyfriends and other assorted blorbos from shows but finally someone gets me
I’m shitting at these tags
yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege
but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.
I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website
love tik tok bc i logged on and they’re like ‘joking about threatening actors with violence is so bad 😢😢😢’ and then on tumblr people will post like. ‘reblog to fling jared padalecki out of an airlock with no spacesuit’ and people will spam reblog it so much it fills up the dash
what are you, a tik tok user? anyway reblog to dangle jared padalecki over the mouth of a volcano
nature is healing
Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.
Right there
i forgot no nut november was a thing and failed near instantly
crying