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do not anger me or I will put you in the chokey

[lovefrenchisbetter]

[manicpixiedickgal-deactivated20]

Fat girls are hot.

You agree. Reblog.

[xsarora]

[girthakitt-blog]

i like this guy

[anexperimentallife]

Become ungovernable

[spelldealer]

brutalist candy cane

[wyldstallyn]

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

[perfectquote]

“Don’t ask yourself what the world needs, ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who are alive.”

— Howard Thurman

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[obsob]

is a print!!

[dilsdoes]

youve heard of do it scared now get ready for: do it weird. is it normal to go to the movies alone? who cares. do it weird.

[dilsdoes]

happy do it weird wednesday everybody

[taylorreneebradley]

[raytoroapologist]

"i love music i wish i could hold it" well you can it's called a CD and it's got a hole and everything

[sexygaywizard]

TONIGHT WE FUCK MUSIC!!!

[sanguinifex]

My man you may not want to announce you can fit through that small a hole

[raytoroapologist]

y ou are all so jealous of my thin meat

[digitaldiscipline]

something CD fucker and the guy who invented prosciutto have both said

[love-personal]

[jasonptodd]

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

[batmanshole]

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

[nintendont2502]

[20thcenturystarlet]

sweethearts in photo booths (1920s-1960s)

[doublism]

i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs

[shinybulbasaur]

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

[shinybulbasaur]

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[heavensenthousepet]