Bruce The Crocodile

Furry, artist, ace/panro, any pronouns

[brucethecrocodile]

My Socials:

Instagram: @ bruce_the_crocodile

Tiktok: @ BruceDaCrocodile_69

Bluesky: @ brucedacrocodile.bsky.social

Reddit: u/BruceDaCrocodileGirl

Discord: @ brucedcrocodile

Art fight: @ BruceDaCrocodile

Twitter: @ Crocodile2D (not really posting on here anymore but I still check it sporadically)

Socials I'm not currently using:

YouTube: @ brucedacrocodile3664

Redbubble: @ BruceDCrocodile

Furaffinity: @ Bruce_the_crocodile

Toyhou.se: @ BruceDCrocodile

Twitch: @ brucedcrocodile

I have others but I can't think of them off the top of my head

[wargeye-bestiary]

Saltwater crocodile

Crocodylus porosus

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[teamfurtress]

You keep rebloging all your drawings, what is going on?

[bluemuffin-draws]

The spaceships are in love (size to scale)

[wrigglewormz]

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

[wrigglewormz]

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

[aprillikesthings]

The poor dude sounds just a little exasperated, and with good reason

[stuck-in-jelly]

I find the concept of BloodyMary hilarious especially if you account for Pet Grace to Eridians because imagine you have this squishy fragile little alien friend

He was so sick for so long and its a miracle he lasted long enough for you to understand what he needed to survive and build an enclosure for him to survive in

It look a lot of scientist and doctors but he’s healthy and happy, you took careful work to make his enclosure as enriching as possible and he seems genuinely happy!!

Then one day, this fucking thing washes ashore. It’s nasty and putrid, but still you want to study it.

There is something that is at the very least VERY similar to your squishy alien friend.

Your alien friend is excited, he wants to see the human or kinda human thing he wants to talk to them

But it’s covered in fucking ooze, you dont know what diseases it could bring in! Your squishy alien friend JUST got better!!!

But no, squishy alien is clawing at the walls of his enclosure he hasn’t had actual full human contact in years

You forgot your alien friend is an extremely social creature and physical contact is super important to them

Your alien WANTS the flea ridden stray

[akajustmerry]

friend sent me an Instagram reel yesterday with 1000s of likes that was basically like "pride and prejudice is timeless actually because it's about an autism4autism romance 🥰" and then the creator proceeded to cite moments in the book and film where Lizzie and Darcy are "socially awkward" and....listen. I'm far from an Austen scholar, but I have taught Austen novels as an educator and this kind of psycho-pop analysis that views characters as individuals with autonomy over their actions, rather than tools in a story written at a particular time to say something about that time, pisses me off more than I can say without sounding like an asshole. I'm sorry but Darcy isn't rude and awkward and even cruel to Lizzie because he has autism, he says and does those things because he's a wealthy upper class land owning man raised to see a middle class woman from a large family with no male heirs like Elizabeth as inherently beneath him which he expresses to her multiple times because it is socially acceptable for him to do so in a society where someone like him is privileged above almost all others. He is "socially awkward" around her because of misogyny and classism (PREJUDICE) and she is "socially awkward" around him because a woman of her standing at that time simply wouldn't have had much to do with the gentry but to actually push back against the shit that Darcy says would be social suicide for her whole family so she protests the only way she can which is refusing his advances (PRIDE). not to be the "context collapse is the death of media literacy" guy. But this is the problem with the kind of head empty, let people enjoy things, if I can't relate to it what's the point type crowd. Youse think you're being so quirky justifying incoherent and anachronistic interpretations with your rampant individualism, ensuring that other people never confront anything that challenges them in these stories like patriarchal misogyny and classism. Pride and Prejudice becomes an "autism4autism romance", completely undermining the historical context of its status as one of the great social satires about the class and gender politics that Austen so expertly observed around her. This attitude is why we have nonsensical historical dramas that actively hate history like fucking edgy bdsm "Wuthering Heights", Bridgerton, The Buccaneers, and even a 2025 Frankenstein movie where the monster is just misunderstood and does no wrong uwu etc. because individual relatability and catharsis is king over anything actually saying anything about anything now. Everything is relatable and nothing is meaningful.

[mobius-m-mobius]

#i miss this (insp)

[twynte]

Knives out: His name is Ransom. :) He blackmailed, plotted murder, and attempted to steal an inheritance :)

Glass Onion: This is Helen Brand, who is just as righteous as she is beautiful :) she pretended to be her sister Cassandra of Troy and no one listened to her ever :))

Wake Up Dead Man: This is Judas Duplicity the Liar. You can trust him :))))

[melkingsbush]

“what if mel brings santos and langdon together” “what if langdon sees santos and mel hanging out and gets jealous” “what if santos keeps interacting with mel just to piss langdon off” or. OR. and hear me out here… we don’t make mel’s newfound friendship with another woman about a man! astounding concept, i know.

[razmerry]

"dc is darker" "marvel has more fantasy" "dc is mystery and marvel is sci fi - " all of you are wrong. dc comics is when a man has black hair and blue eyes. marvel comics is when a man has blonde hair and blue eyes.

[comixqueen]

Happy FursuitFriday! Here's Kilda

[a-purely-objective-frog]

Project Hail Mary is a horsegirl movie and Ryland Grace is the horse in this essay I will -

[sporkle-spots-snorkle]

I think it would be funny if earth misinterprets the idea of the Eridians calling the little Earth bubble they made for Grace his “habitat” and now Stratt has to make the choice on whether or now she lets the world know that Grace isn’t dead but is also probably spending the rest of his life being the beloved class turtle to a bunch of alien children.

Once they translate what the kids are saying they realize he’s their teacher and feel a little better. It’s still weird but it’s better.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

he's their woke dog