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28. Something in this Tumblr probably stronger than a double scotch 🩷🩵🤍🩵🩷 ❤💜💙

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[office-anomaly]

what if memories can endure different lifetimes? (a "what if" abt Zombie Island that i've always wanted to draw) happy pride! :)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YASSSSSSSS :D

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[corporationsarepeople]

[inkandstillness]

This is the hill I will die on. What is the point of a government and a society if not for the betterment and sustainability of us all.

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestling Ship Tournament

ROUND 4 - Matchup #7

Strickpage (Adam Page X Swerve Strickland)

Timeless Glamour (Mariah May X Toni Storm)

Voting ended onJul 22

Propaganda:

Strickpage

-Drank each other’s blood, do absurd hardcore matches showing a lot of trust and a lot of kink.

-There is something wrong with them

-Chemistry out of the charts. Super handsome together. Crazy crazy men.

-He drank his blood. And it's not like they're the first wrestlers to partake in a bit of blood drinking but they had to double down on the psychosexual overtones with hangman saying "you are with me forever" and swerve saying there's a part of him within hangman and they're "bound together for a long time" and this was just when the feud was getting going

-soulmates but also world's most toxic situationship

-enemies to lovers to It's Complicated, hangman drank his blood also

-they’re soulmates they’re two sides of the same coin they’re each other’s mirror image they’re a blessing and a curse upon the other and also their texas death match restructured my synapses i think

Timeless Glamour

-Brought toxic yuri overtones to pro-wrestling. Was the backbone of an extraordinary feud with a great finish.

-Have you SEEN the Hollywood ending???

[g4yr4t]

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[g4yr4t]

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[airagorncharda]

OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW

[bruin-coll]

Copy Moon Day! 💜💜💜

[rylandsgrace]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[oh-hools]

ordered a burger AMA

[oh-hools]

yes

[oh-hools]

we’re dating now btw

[paperandpencilsandskips]

I’m so happy for you and the burger

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[belvira]

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[lastoneout]

You. You get it.