[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[aloyhh]

“you handled that so well” genuinely wtf was the other option

[depsidase]

[polish-lolita]

[aboutoriginality]

[hysteric-boy]

“Don’t talk to strangers on the internet”

I’m gonna fuck the stranger on the internet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[dyke-dyke-goose]

showing up to the office monday morning with my new mug

[1i1yoftheva11ey-doesntknow]

[bruisedcollarbone]

The Onion has been made redundant.

[mstgsmy66]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[kosmogrl]

[sentimentalbeing2001]

Ignore my greasy glasses case

[bruisedcollarbone]

thought you had this guy on your nightstand:

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[pine-branches]

things humans are known to do when stressed:

-hallucinate

-cry over what seems to be small things

-become furiously angry over what seems to be small things

-hit a self destruct button over and over again

-lose all sense of reality

-becoming straight up unable to communicate

-view every situation as life or death

-experience delusions/become vulnerable to irrational worldviews

-perceive hostility where none exists

-become extremely nauseous and/or throw up

-stop engaging in sleeping/eating/basic hygiene

-stop processing sensory input

-process way too much sensory input all at once

-lash out at others/themselves

-and more!

being able to recognize when a human (ie. you or another person) is so stressed out they cannot think clearly is VERY important for conflict resolution and diffusing emotional crisis. highly recommend trying to train yourself at being able to recognize that state of panic- there is a point in which logic and rationality is useless and you have to address the underlying emotional issue first. knowing that saves everyone a lot of pain and struggle.