Classy and Fabulous

"May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears"

[brunettebarbie66]

What he posted right before he moved across the country for his dream job. 😔

[forfuckssakejim]

Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

[forfuckssakejim]

OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID “I think we should break up”

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book

[forfuckssakejim]

She said “it’s not you it’s me” and before he could respond the barista called his name. It’s Bob. Poor Bob

[forfuckssakejim]

The move was effective. The lady looks defensive

Bob has come back.

[forfuckssakejim]

It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. It’s the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate

[forfuckssakejim]

He started out with “You know, I think.” And I could hear this lady’s eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert

[forfuckssakejim]

FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

[forfuckssakejim]

she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. It’s done. She’s too pretty for you.

[forfuckssakejim]

He freaking snapped his fingers like he’s got this grand plan to make up for things.

[forfuckssakejim]

She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day

[forfuckssakejim]

Apparently something bob said made her laugh.

[forfuckssakejim]

She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. It’s too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho I’m legit behind this chick

[forfuckssakejim]

He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.

[forfuckssakejim]

She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.

Now she’s talking about her self. He doesn’t look that invested.

[forfuckssakejim]

“well some people are bitchy” -bob

[forfuckssakejim]

Lady does not have a drink. I don’t think she planned on being here this long.

[forfuckssakejim]

Bob is again talking about himself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 no one cares bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR

[forfuckssakejim]

“Promiscuousness leads to disease” -Bob again.

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m done with my hot chocolate and I don’t know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

She adjusted her chair so she’s further away

[forfuckssakejim]

SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think she’s headed to the bathroom.

[forfuckssakejim]

I can’t leave! But he’s doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.

[forfuckssakejim]

I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.

Ok she’s coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about his students again.

[forfuckssakejim]

She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like “I was talking” and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.

[forfuckssakejim]

“but this is why this democracy is at its purest.” Wtf Bob that doesn’t make sense

[forfuckssakejim]

They’re talking so quietly now I can’t hear them.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I should have said this a long time ago. But I can’t get anyone to love me” -Bob what the fuck.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I feel like I’m projecting my self onto you” -bob once again

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!

[forfuckssakejim]

HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[forfuckssakejim]

*pocket. But still.

HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG

[forfuckssakejim]

OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE

[forfuckssakejim]

“Hey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. I’m leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?”

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[cliffordsbigquestion-deactivate]

Fuck you bobert

[n0chillvibes]

this was a JOURNEY from start to finish

[dash-of-dark]

Visit Original Link

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

[wideeyedsmile]

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

[marionetta-miyu]

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

[xelbleedsglitter]

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

[alexandrina-dragomann]

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

[starsovermyscars]

What is this masterpiece?

[sugarcoatedlimes-deactivated201]

10000000/10

[gilver-tblr-deactivated20200808]

@purediamondtrash for Sunny

[bluexbrownxrainbow-deactivated2]

@corruptedwhitegem @blackstardiopside @sssssick

[ask-miss-prince-deactivated2017]

// HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT 

[the-elf-sorceress]

YESPLEASE MM//

[bloodmxge]

@pirate-god

[occasionallygiveadamn]

@lauralot89

[trashi3y]

@neutralchaos1

[cleopatras-atlantica]

MY SEX SONG BITCH

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

Before listening: I’m a little scared of how into this people are.

After listening: IF THIS SONG WAS A PERSON, I’D LET THEM FUCK ME

[naomilotus64-deactivated2018082]

asdjfjshfoshdkshdjs

[charlieism]

I REBLOGGED IN LIKE A FEW SECONDS OMG

[expensivetastexox]

[lightheartedsuggestion]

It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.

[fashionistasrus-deactivated2017]

[rosellaascamarcio-deactivated20]

[blukinks-deactivated20190203]

Art 💁🏾

[illuminatedking]

That was amazing

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

And there you have it, makeup is art.

[meccadelic]

Wow this is a God given talent

[kushandwizdom]

[kushandwisdom]

Good Vibes HERE

[kushandwizdom]

“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”

John Lennon (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via quotelounge)

[reality-escape-artist]

When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day.

Midnight Thoughts (I Got Lucky With You)

[onestepbeyondmadness]

[kushandwizdom]

“But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.”

Khaled Hosseini (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via quotelounge)

[tumbinn-deactivated20150728]

It is a mark of maturity when someone hurts you, and you try to understand them.

Such an underrated truth. (via pursuitofbeing)

[bewbin]

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

[marthajeffersons]

“A villain must be a thing of power, handled with delicacy and grace. He must be wicked enough to excite our aversion, strong enough to arouse our fear, human enough to awaken some transient gleam of sympathy. We must triumph in his downfall, yet not barbarously nor with contempt, and the close of his career must be in harmony with all its previous development.“

A. Repplier | Compromises (1904)

[peace-love-creativity-blog]

[victorious]

[thomasjay32]

Bruh what is this dude vine