Jason Todd's Attorney

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[brutaliakent]

Jason Todd being a menace on twitter :

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I'm making a playlist of all the musical songs Jason would listen to for being 'relatable'.1 If anyone has any songs that would go in there, I would love recs !!

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Who's surprised?

(Link to find yours is here)

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RIP Jason Todd you would've loved 'Monster' from Epic The Musical

He would have loved Ruthlessness so much my king.

Ok but the way Post Underworld Odysseus embraced Ruthlessness instead of Open Arms just like Post Death Jason Todd also embraced Ruthlessness and discarded his more hopeful traits. In this essay I will-

[jorolle]

rip jason todd, you would've hated booktok and the fast-fashionification of literature

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[ditzybat]

the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

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HELLO DEE IT'S KOYENA REMEMBER 😭

KOKO MY LOVE OFC I REMEMBER YOU 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[twilight-trackss]

my beloved divorcees

[avensartt]

Yes I drew it again, but It's just fits so perfectly (I also color picked from uthr this time)

Here's the page, I know he has half a domino but I removed it for artistic purposes

The old version:

[frownyalfred]

It must be an insane mindfuck to know that Batman and Superman, the couple everyone in the JL thought consisted of “intelligent scary guy” and “rainbows and puppies guy” actually moonlight as “bimbo billionaire with no brain cells” and “highly competent but socially awkward investigative reporter” and all of those masks are true enough, but they don’t even come close to scratching the surface of who they are. One layer down from that gets you “Bruce Wayne, Father” and “Kal-El, last son of Krypton” but again, not quite close enough.

[ere-the-sun-rises]

"We're like rocks." Bruce says, and Clark nods along like that makes any amount of sense.

"What." Hal's too hungover for this, sitting in a bright, sun-lit cafe because Bruce is a bastard.

"Clark and I, we're like rocks of different kinds." Bruce says, as if Hal's too stupid to grasp the concept of rock.

"Yeah, I got that. Explain the analogy, smartass."

"Well, you see," Bruce primly puts down his coffee cup and Hal wants to smack him hard enough to drop a tax bracket, "I'm like mossanite and Clark is like river stone. I'm radiant, beautiful and attention-grabbing, but once you get a hold of me, I'm cold, hard and unyielding. Clark, on the other hand, is unassuming and simple but folksy and wholesome. However, if you crack him open, there's the fossil of a long-dead species."

Hal stares at him for a long moment. "Dude, you are fucked up."

"Thank you." Bruce says, then sips his coffee. Clark smiles placidly, but otherwise continues eating his sandwich.

"I need more stable friends." Hal mutters, dropping his head onto the table.

[miiuxue]

need him to explode (again)

[brutaliakent]

Oh look my Spotify Wrapped is out....

the answer is no, I dont shut up about him

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just imagine Bruce calling baby Jason "sweet boy"

[jhonnyhotbody]

SUPPRMN, if can destroy planets, why silly?

[38sr]

accepting the truth 

[megamindsupremacy]

Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.