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Ian He/Him 26 I like old movies and posting

[bruvabove]

got so high i got scared of picking up my water bottle and then convinced myself i had rabies

[hunybody]

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

[lilliankillthisman]

The State of Massachusetts, which is not more populous than a department of France, may be considered as the most stable, the most consistent, and the most sagacious in its undertakings of the whole Union.

The stable and sagacious state of Massachusetts...

[garaks-padded-bra]

Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”

[oldenglishtextposts]

aht efel hæfð gelamp a me niwane. ic cweðe "la hwelp" hwanne ic locie aht leoflic. ic eode on glofe and ic locode snegel and hit cwæð forþam ic gewende þæt ic wæs æne, ac þa eald cwen in hire færelde gelende bæfte me and cwæð "ic ne swa gewenie "

[garaks-padded-bra]

^ time travelling imp transcribing my post onto parchment for the town bulletin of their fave anglo saxon settlement, Rendlæsham, in 732 AD

[feldfrog]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Yuuuup! Fish Day. 3 square meals of fish

[bruvabove]

went to a city planning workshop event and one guy said “we should be making cities for neurodivergent people” and no one asked what he meant by that but he explained “some places could have bells and whistles and fidget spinners for people with ADHD, and maybe other places would have really neat and isometric buildings for people with autism”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is real

[loveisinthebat]

Golden Boy

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is the bug carousel at the Bronx Zoo!

[hailed-marys]

Jigsaw voice: Hello project Hail Mary fan. Before you is a character with no canonical physical description that comes from a species without gender. All we know of this character is the fact that they are the mate of Rocky. You have an unlimited amount of time to create a headcanon of how this character looks and acts. If you apply heteronormative gender roles to this character, even under the guise of queering it, the room will explode. Good luck.

[evergreen-femme]

im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

[t4t4t]

תפילה להפך – מאבן בֹחן | Prayer for Transformation, from the poem "Even Boḥan" by Rabbi Ḳalonymus b. Ḳalonymus ben Meir (1322) • the Open Si

A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t

[unabashedllamamusic]

Cursed be the one who announced to my father: “It’s a boy!"... ...How could he twist the course of the stars so much? How could he have erred so in his astrology? A lying tongue, a fool’s mouth it had given him For he foolishly transformed justice to poison He altered the law and transposed the lines

Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"

Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...

What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[jame7t]

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

[thywanderingknight]

*polishes my sword*

[jame7t]

DO NOT JERK OFF NEAR MY NEST.

[trans-girl-hank-hill]

who cares if you don't fully "get" the weird postmodernist novel on your first read, or if the experimental arthouse film is opaque to you on your first viewing? you are not being graded. you are not being scored. there is value in the attempt. every time i've read House of Leaves or watched Blue Velvet, I've gotten something new from it. the idea that you might not "get" something and therefore shouldn't bother with it is so silly to me

[amazoogle]

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character