Ellen Page is coming for Chris Pratt’s entire life lmao, you go sis

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Ellen Page is coming for Chris Pratt’s entire life lmao, you go sis
So me my mom and my moms cousin went out for dinner and were eating and there’s a family in the booth next to us and they’re talking about how his family came from Germany and he mentioned his father came from some small town in Germany (said the name I don’t remember what it was) but it was one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone it’s super tiny.
So my moms cousin goes “I’m sorry I don’t mean to eavesdrop but my family is from there.” And this guy looked so excited and they start chatting for a bit and the guy goes “What was your family name?” And she goes “Zimmerman.” And the guy gets suuuuuper quiet and goes “…… oh.” Like flat tone nothing.
She goes “What’s yours?” And he quietly tells her but won’t look at her and she goes quiet and goes “Oh.” And goes back to her food and the tables got SUPER awkward and tense and I’m sitting there going “Wtf is going on?” Cause they both suddenly stopped talking to each other.
On the way out I’m “What was that about?” She goes “I’ll tell you in the car.” So we get in the car and I’m like “Okay wtf was all that about?”
She goes “My great grandfather assassinated his grandfather.”
I’m like O_O ……….
EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS
AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs.
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An anti-gun agenda in Batman being controversial.
Anti gun.
Batman.
Gun.
Bat.
Man.
reblogging this to my art blog because.
Wha-
People don’t know about the Batman.
but…
batman….
doesn’t…
use….
guns…….
……
??????????? do people really not know this
…
Okay.
Yes, because Bruce definitely does not have his own anti-gun agenda. CLEARLY.
For anyone who watched “Batman: The Brave and the Bold,” the Batmite finale had a whole thing on this - Batman NEVER EVER uses a gun. Nobody tell his right-wing fans about that…
The whole thing about him and guns stems from his parents’ murder. like jesus fuckin christ people.
BATMAN HATES GUNS
BATMAN HATES GUNS
BATMAN HATES GUNS BECAUSE GUNS ARE WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BECOME THE BATMAN IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE
Lmfao no y’all didn’t!
sigh…
Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere
I’m in fucking tears
I ugly laughed
just playing the new spider-man game when something caught my eye…!!!
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The immortals are getting bold.
One of those is… Weird Al…
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