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i cannot BELIEVE i came crawling back here

[bsecco]

inshallah she will be cleaned

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[zippy-cat]

squeaks of desperation

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[ashengem]

It's time for a photo dump of my sweet baby Patches!

Behold! The baby:

And here's a video, sound on for soft purrs!

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[david-de-bergerac]

Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.

[david-de-bergerac]

Fuccckkk I forgot about reallybig sandwich

[molabuddy]

i couldn’t think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

[bronkenj]

[daxite]

the ride never ends

[weirdstrangeandawful]

[bowenoke]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

from a thread about cheese

[ulibeanzz]

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

[florad0ra]

first project of 2026

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Loathsome Fish...

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Smack The Baby