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Reminder Skunk is 28 in the 2003 series and just out here being a crime lord

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IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

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Yes, this is indeed Eddie the Mean Old Yeti from the Donkey Kong Country cartoon, catching a missile with his bare hands in a manga.

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“Has anyone ever cried when Mario rescued the princess? Can you feel empathy towards a Goomba? The fact that Nintendo can not make a game on par with Schindler’s List is proof that they are incompetent.”

David Cage, in regards to videwo games (via lyrica)

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In honor of Indigo Prophecy Remastered

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TRULY THE MOST FEARSOME OF FOES. HIS NAME ALONE STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF LESSER MEN.

SHOOT GUNNER.

some of y'all use this website as an opportunity to be the bullies u wanted to be in high school lol

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jojo’s bizarre adventure (1993)

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

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If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

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Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

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#bless

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[ASMR] I CALL YOU AN IDIOT SEVERAL TIMES WHILE TREATING YOUR STAB WOUNDS

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‘Sometimes It Feels Like You’re The Only One Who Understands Me,’ Whispers Trump To White House Roach Infestation

WASHINGTON—Saying that its presence had been a valuable source of comfort at a difficult time, President Trump reportedly told the White House cockroach infestation on Friday that it alone truly understood him. “Things are so tough right now, and it’s nice to know someone out there has so much in common with me, really gets what I’m feeling,” said Trump to the skittering mass of insects that coated the walls, furniture, and floor of the Oval Office and feasted on a rotting hamburger in a wastepaper basket. “We just have a bond, and it gives me strength to know someone really accepts me as I am. Heck, sometimes I think you might even know me better than I know myself.” At press time, an emotional Trump had scooped up a teeming armful of cockroaches to his chest for a long, tender hug.

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Smol alien in Disbelief™

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in order to save his mother who got sick after some dead bisexual guy woke up from a 100 year coma, a japanese-british-italian teen and his friends - a horny old man who can’t stop screaming, a gay egyptian fortune teller, a literal mother fucker, a french guy unable to go four minutes without fucking up, and the world’s saltiest dog - must defeat villains like bette midler, mariah carey, terence trent d’arby, and vanilla ice in incredibly tense challenges, such as:

the “is this really a boat” challenge

the “do you know literally anything about your friend” challenge

the “can you not die from a bullet shot by the wild west version of a stormtrooper” challenge

the “is the amount of sand in my eyes really worth not dying” challenge

the “figure out if the car moving on its own is weird or not” challenge

the “should we do something about these zombies or nah” challenge

the “how long have we been walking and isn’t it kinda hot” challenge

the “what if freddy krueger was remote controlled by a baby” challenge

the “is this trap too obvious to be a trap and can you bond over watersports” challenge

the “is it okay to throw dogs at blind people” challenge

the “how gay can we make this look” challenge

the “can’t read my pokerface” challenge