Nico

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[aropride]

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

[fauxtasm]

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

[kosmogrl]

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[freakoutgirl]

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

[paperandpencilsandskips]

MORE BLACK MAGICAL GIRLS MORE LATINA MAGICAL GIRLS MORE INDIGENOUS MAGICAL GIRLS MORE TRANS MAGICAL GIRLS

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[bubble-new]

Yeah, sex and drugs exist, but like have you TRIED poetry??? Like with all it's rhymes and existentialism??

[disgustinggf]