Something Incredible

Hi, I'm Eli and I really like musicals. | Book of Mormon | Rent | Hamilton |

[taffybuns]

i keep relistening to the fun home soundtrack n im emo,

[thankuforthecoffee]

She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

[dykerightsmp3]

amazing how this site can go apeshit over musicals every day but never remember Telephone Wire from Fun Home when Alison Bechdel shifts between “say something talk to him” and “say something talk to ME” and then just says anything in such a crushed voice

[finelythreadedsky]

[endcloser]

[image: the op edited to just say “amazing how this site can go apeshit over musicals every day but never remember Fun Home”]

[creekfiend]

I am neutral to positive on musicals myself but i absolutely adore when people who Hate Musicals try to explain/describe why they hate musicals. It is never not totally hilarious because musicals as a concept are hilarious and its always just... Really frustrated people being like "it just doesnt make SENSE how they all start DANCING" and i just love it.

[creekfiend]

Plus then you always get this interaction

Musical Enjoyer: theyre just supposed to be fun :) its not that deep

Musical Hater, wild eyed and gripping the Musical Enjoyer by the lapels presumably: I DO NOT FIND THEM TO BE FUN

[swag-boots]

Every seen Andrew Rannells in HD glory? Well now you have!

[talesandfluff]

[bennyboy721]

[whizz-in-my-ass]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

[mightbegiants-deactivated201809]

a three part mini opera

[fenfoxs]

here

[rostovas-are-good]

How we all imagine we look when we sing all the parts in a musical

[broadwaybrightlights]

Musicals Badly Explained With Out Of Context Falsettos Lyrics

Avenue Q- “Life is crappy”

Be More Chill- “He was horny”

The Book of Mormon- “Religion’s just a trap”

Dear Evan Hansen- “I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic They’re neurotic, we’re neurotic” alt- “I worry a lot I worry a lot I worry a lot”

Hamilton- “We like fighting most”

Les Misérables- “I… I can’t believe she loves you”

Mean Girls- “She just likes the way you dress” / “Well, who wouldn’t”

Something Rotten- “I have something rotten Which appears though now it’s well forgotten”

RENT- “Sex and games in New York City” alt- “Could you please make my friend stop dying?”

Heathers- “Do not ever slit your wrists”

Newsies- “I don’t live the life of a normal child”

Legally Blonde- “I think, perhaps, I’m overdressed”

Into The Woods- “What a mess this is this family”

Spring Awakening- “Everyone hates his parents”

Waitress- “And Jesus Christ a Doctor!”

Chicago- “Or perhaps that’s an alibi” / “Yeah, perhaps it is” / “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it”

The Band’s Visit- “Four Jews itching for answers”

EDIT (aka add ons from the comments)

Carrie- “Go ahead and kill your mother”

Miss Saigon- “Just because you failed as parents”

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

I Believe - The Book of Mormon

[deansurvived]

Actual conversation I just had

[yoshthethird]

My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?

Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.

My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

Falsettos (1992)

[whizz-in-my-ass]

when someone mentions pokemon live

[xtianborle]

he’ll sleep in a bed too big for one person again

[talesandfluff]

“Tomorrow Is A Latter Day” + character development

[amvs]

gotswana: christ never said nothing bout no clitoris!

elder cunningham, about to invent the book of arnold: oh you haven’t heard?

[taffybuns]

i keep relistening to the fun home soundtrack n im emo,

[hey-there-mi-amigo]