wanna hear a wild story? my brotherās history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: āah, that reminds me of my youth!ā
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like āhey yāall are cool as hell, can we join yāall for drinks tonight?ā and my brotherās professor was like āof course! yāall have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us thoā and the greek gang said āsounds dope. yāall are invited to live with us for however long yāall want.ā
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gangās apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but weāre going back to sweden now. and the greeks said āsure! love yāall have a safe trip xxā
half a year later my brotherās professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years āfor drinksā, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because āthis one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just āso damn niceāā.
and thatās the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
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