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[one-time-i-dreamt]

Please spread this, this “man” cannot be acquitted because people didn’t know what they were doing and mass asked for the wrong charges to be made!

And in some good news today:

[absolxguardian]

For those of you unclear:

1. First degree murder: Premeditated murder. It would be impossible to prove, and from what I’ve seen, not even the case. Chauvin didn’t respond to the call knowing it would give him the opportunity to kill someone he already hated.

2. Second degree murder: Murder committed in the moment. There was no malice aforethought, but intent to kill the victim.

3. Third Degree murder: Murder that occurs in the course of an action where the murderer didn’t care if they lived or died. In a third degree murder, it is unintentional. Which is why people were so upset.

[afronerdism]

If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.

[aspicywhore-deactivated20201017]

Isn’t this how most people get haunted

[afronerdism]

I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.

[timeclonemike]

Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.

[kyraneko]

Slightly anxious single lady with modern problems/Victorian ghost with a refreshing outlook on existence and a supreme absence of fucks, roommates to lovers, 45K words, #the loveseat’s bouncy #for excellent bangin’

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[owlinadayswork]

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

[popcornucopia]

I hate how people are calling rapunzel the queen of self isolation when Elsa literally has a song where she says “a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen” and actually self isolated whereas rapunzel was kidnapped and not allowed to be around people and conditioned to think that people will try to hurt her for her magic hair

[syntax-forest]

Elsa’s the queen of self isolating but Rapunzel’s the queen of actually functioning during isolation; Elsa’s ice palace doesn’t even have furniture what was she planning to do.

[apathetic-revenant]

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

[apathetic-revenant]

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined

[geekwiththegoggles]

Protagonist: Yeah they had a weird rare allergy and died from an allergic reaction to it because the suspect, like, baked with that ingredient in the same room as their dinner.

Officers, who have been on the scene for days: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Protagonist, sweating and trying to inconspicuously bat away the victim’s ghost: UhhhHHH, THe inTERNET?

[tonystarkstan]

me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stream]

The Call of the Wild (2020) | Behind the Scenes with motion capture artist Terry Notary

[autumndiesirae-deactivated20250]

Just use a fucking dog.

[onceiwashere]

109 million USD excuse for harrison ford petplay

[fingers-in-his]

ass

[fingers-in-his]

ass

[kanye-west-he]

likes

[fingers-in-his]

ass

[fingers-in-his]

Please Stop Reblogging This. Tumblr’s New Notification System Is Killing Me. Ple

[fingers-in-his]

Hell Is Not Worth The Price Of This

[theskiesoftime]

Someone: what’s critical role about?

Me, tearing up: it’s about loving your friends

[mightybeauregard]

Let's all just appreciate this adorable moment between Marisha and Liam

[stimman4000]

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[the-dracologist]

Just stab the wool into shape

[marsupials-of-mars]

Is that what needle felting is? I though you needed some sort of base?

[brbjellyfishing]

[conversationswithtv]

This is what felting is.  It’s a very good hobby for somebody who enjoys stabbing ^u^  what do you think I do all day?

[molothoo]

Really thought he was gonna get a giant great wig….hoping actually

[coyotesmokebreak]

Wanna know how it works?

Those needles have barbs that catch and tangle the fibers of the roving (the term for that loose wool) together. The more you stab it the more tightly-packed and the more firm the object becomes. It takes a lot of little stabs to smooth out the texture on the surface and is best done with a single fine gauge needle.

Fun fact: the longer you use a felting needle the sharper it becomes, as the wool polishes the point.

This doesn’t bode well for your fingers but hey. It’s a fun art filled with cute projects, lots of stabbing, blood, and swearing.

[averruncusho]

Humans are so ingenious damn

[commanderforeskin-deactivated20]

I’ve seen this video before along with the rest, and I never new how

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Hey stapping something to make it pretty

JUST LIKE SUREGEONS

[tis-i-the-most-uncooked-fry]

Excuse me what

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[whattblackparadise]

metamorphic or igneous

[sunflowercocoa]

neither, dwayne the

[glowpop]

oh my god….there are people alive in this day and age who don’t know how to torrent movies

[glowpop]

a friend the other day was like….”oh i really want to watch this movie but i cant find it anywhere on netflix or online” and i said “oh you can just torrent it” and she gave me the blankest look…and then i said “you know…piratebay? kickasstorrents?” and she just frowned at me…what’s happening to this generation

[lierdumoa]

Guys it’s so much worse than that.

A couple years ago an instructor at my college who taught basic programming courses for game design majors posted on his facebook that a bunch of his incoming freshmen didn’t know how to create a zip file. 

A lot of public schools dropped their computer literacy courses in the early 2000s because they just assumed kids would “learn it at home.” There’s a whole generation of kids who only know how to navigate a touchscreen phone/tablet. They’ve never used a laptop or desktop.

I saved the facebook post and discussion thread – you can read it here: http://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/162986545597/image-is-a-screen-capture-of-a-facebook-post

[flange5]

I teach a college English class and not a semester goes by where I don’t have to teach a student how to use the Tab key to indent a new paragraph, because some of them literally have no pragmatic computer experience.

[brodiebutt]

pirate bay and kickass torrents are long gone….. like ofc kids dont know about them…

[glowpop]

they’re….they’re still there. kickasstorrents and pirate bay are still there and still kickin like crazy….in 2019….i think people not knowing about them has to do more with the rise of streaming services like netflix n hulu n shit

[germanova-deactivated20220729]

But its illegal?????????

[glowpop]

this is actually the funniest objection i’ve seen so far. what are you? a cop? you love the law? you love paying 15 dollars for albums made by artists who eat lamborghinis and diamonds and will make more money in a year than you ever will in your life? it’s okay. fuck the law.

[gassal-deactivated20120323]

[joshritodun]

I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through.

omG GOD BLESS

[super-not-here]

Truly, too epic for words

[chaucershakespeare-deactivated2]

Fucking amazing

[widjetarcs-deactivated20181217]

That end, brutal ultrakill on Bowser.

[not-a-space-alien]

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

[yourrealitybeyondtime]

I found out recently that it’s due to not having enough emotional or mental space to process something new. Got too much going on in your own head/real life already.