Some Pretty Nonesense

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

I just think that maybe some of you should be like, normal

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

and by that I mean that like. you need to realize there are boundaries with interactions with strangers

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

on the topic of tits why is it that youtube keeps recommending me flat-chested skinny girls “thrift flipping” low cut shirts that are just a scrap of fabric with two arm holes..... what’s the algorithm saying

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

if you do this you should be in jail. if you’re out there flipping good quality plus-sized jeans, possibly the hardest thing for poor fat women to find in thrift stores for a reasonable price, and cutting them up to fit your 3-inch waist then you should be in a cell.

[bucklemucker]

... do? Do you think that there are no poor skinny people?

[heedra]

enough coffee shop aus. time for ‘the thing’ aus. they are trapped together at a research station in antarctica. everyone stands around tensely while getting a blood test. somebody’s head turns into a spider.

[disabledprincesses]

Dr. : do you experience any of these (Covid) symptoms?

Chronically ill people:

[bucklemucker]

When I got covid I didn’t have any of the normal symptoms and they didn’t want to test me!

But I did have covid so I guess I showed them.

[charmyluckz]

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

[badjokesbyjeff]

Eminem isn’t allowed to get the full COVID vaccine

He only gets one shot

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

[rabbitrah]

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pascalcampion]

Wasting time.

Aka. I just wanted to draw kitty cat.

#pascalcampion

[deadpanwalking]

who is "allowed" to recommend books and shows to you without it being a microaggression

Your “dad” after he “administers enthusiastic but mediocre fellatio” to me in his #Subaru.

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[fuckyeanihilism]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[guerrillatech]

[everythingfox]

“When u get carried through a match but still try to help out”

(Source)

[badjokesbyjeff]

Just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week

I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone “It’s what he would have wanted”

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

[yowie-wowie]

Are straight people okay