lmao wtf

master procrastinator ========================= whateveritlooksgood.tumblr.com

[saints-row-2]

well gamers today Daniel Dae Kim saw and read my thirst tweet on buzzfeed dot YouTube dot gov so im officially renouncing my human form

[underakillingmoon]

[saints-row-2]

JDJSJFJSJFJSJDJDB

[chief-with-the-colonel420-blog]

[twitterscreencaps]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

[e-hoe]

this is so funny

[gaypussyretard]

(for context)

[23informent]

Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.

[akak4]

Real fear and confusion

[cozmicpunch]

💀

[sexilexianna]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this was fuckin hilarious when they posted this lol

[ghost-church]

Not gonna lie, I’m with the uber driver on this one

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Why does your URL express a desire to fuck and not a declaration of actively fucking? Is ambition superior to achievement?

If Sisyphus pushed the boulder to the top of the hill successfully

His tale would not be a Legend.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[souryellows]

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

[covid-69]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

[buffafro]

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this doesnt even begin to touch the status of most cursed thing ive ever written but it is fuckin up there. here ya go @buffafro

[ginger-ale-official]

ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/

oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it

[avvocarlo]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[chongotheartist]

[maudlingoblin]

please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.

i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.

[jewishdragon]

It’s so damn well written please read this

[karnalesbian]

reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it

[jelloapocalypse]

In case you were not convinced by the description alone, here is an excerpt:

[noppokun]

[softlysynthetic]

that’s actually a hamster Hamtaro was based off of!

[tottokohamutaro]

The Man, The Legend

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

[officialjiggly]

The three starters

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me