Off You Would Go in the Mist of Day

longing to tell you but afraid and shy, I'd let my golden chances pass me by|english major

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bearie]

"i'm just a girl" okay? you should be a death knight instead

[caats]

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[buffysbaee]

Watching JCS and this feels relevant

[muglersmuse]

The start of Margot Robbie’s outfits for Barbie press!

[rylandsgrace]

Margot Robbie

Attends the Seoul Premiere of "Barbie" on July 02, 2023 in Seoul, South Korea wearing custom versace gown and suit inspired by the day and night barbie dolls 1985

[marissawompler]

pratt told us in 2009 and no one believed him

[stability]

[alrightevans]

jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

[never2fly2pray]

2018 its gonna be jane austen levels of self love ONLY

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[darkmelaningirls-deactivated202]

@ tonybakercomedy YO GUYS turn the volume up and watch this till the end. Thank me later LMFAOOO 😂🤣

[roqweiler1911]

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

[mochadeelightful]

THIS!!!

[porvidax]

Yo this made my day 😂😂

[alwaystrill]

this commentary!

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Me when I finally learned to let love in

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[lierdumoa]

Seriously tho that was the Bush administration he had no health insurance.

[thewranglerbutts]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[bagelbitemarks]

new boot goofin

[foxafterhours]

[foxafterhours]

he evolved

[no-chill-at-all]

[queen-cyclops]

Michelle about Asia: “oh great another sparkly body suit”

*Me staring off into the distance while the it’s always sunny theme song plays as a montage of Eurekas bedazzled body suit looks she’s worn since day 1 pass through my mind*