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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
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hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage
My first contrapuntal poem and my first Dragon Age fanwork. So, very new turf for me, quite exciting!
Inspired by the scene in the DA2 quest Dissent in which Anders/Justice (almost) murder Ella. AO3 link here.
I've never had an "install peg leg" surgery fail this catastrophically. sure there weren't any lights in the room but still. you know what a leg feels like. come on man.
lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic
There will never be another character like Blackwall Dragon Age. He's a Grey Warden. The first time you meet him, he saves you from being kirked. He's an idealist. He's a romantic. He's a war hero and a protector and a knight in shining armor. He's a liar and a bullshitter and a coward. He's a family man. He's traumatized by his family's tragedy and his own failures. He's a sports fan. He hates nobles. He's trying to impress nobles. His best friend is a lesbian half his age. He made a suicide pact with his coworker. He's a fuckboy. He genuinly likes women. He helps his friends get laid. He makes toys for children in his free time. He's a child murderer. He always lies about who he is. He always tells the truth about who he is. He gets psychoanalyzed by Varric without either of them realizing it. He fucks so loud it scares the horses. He idolizes courtly love. He's not a Grey Warden. He's every Grey Warden that ever walked on Thedas.
Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022
Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm
Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again
me nd my pirate girlfriend
[holdin hands]
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks
"this reminds me of a sexual puzzle" - Sexual Professor Layton
Hello, welcome to 2050, our gallery - oh, no, that art is not done with AI, the industry collapsed decades ago, but human artists have rediscovered the aesthetic and are using it ironically. Yeah they call it Neo-Modern AI Chic, they've been trying to recover surviving slop and put it in the archives. Oh, we're very into 2020s aesthetics now. You remember, Hyperlink Unburbia? Rustic Pseudo-Cryptid? Self-Care Shadowscape? You don't...know any of those? That's weird. They really define your time, is all, uh, and we're into it
She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.
My baby only eats well if Frieren judges him
I hate fucking wandering swordswomen. We retire to my room, I'm dressed in only the sheerest clothes as I lounge on the bed, and she has to silently disrobe, hold her cock in her hand, and then recite something like Secret Technique: Imperceptible Flash of Peerless Victory. And then she gets dressed and leaves without even touching me, and I find out a few months later *that* somehow got me pregnant.