ghost gharbage

she/her, 27, satanist and proshipper

[comfysanda]

What is he thinking about 🤔

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[raapija]

what is even going on

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[captain-price-returns]

SENATOR DOWN!!!!

[arcanemoody]

[tamagotchi]

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

[tamagotchi]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[simicmimic]

[worldworldworldworld]

"Ace checking his email", 2008

[lucifixion-pose]

So you asked for White Suit dickenballs

Some of these are a little iffy/probably just his pants but what are you going to do about it? Fight me? Wrestle me down to the ground? Grapple with me until we're both flushed and breathless, quivering lips almost touching as we stare intently into one another's eyes and shift our battlegrounds to the mental plane, questioning whether or not we're really going to do this? Perhaps fighting our own desires even more than the other person?

I can't believe you gherverts. Can't you see he's shy?

Anyway here's this guy's balls.

Yes king let there be no room for doubt let us count the ridges on your cock thank you king

A soupçon of nutsack.

Just a tasteful black & white photo with some equally tasteful bulge

So who wants to see his balls in the other suits? Show of hands.

[katereads]

Reading War and Peace for the second time and wishing for the tv adaptation that shows it as the soap opera it is.

Forget your 8 episode bbc adaptation. If the line accurate Pride and Prejudice from 1995 was 6 episodes for a 250-ish page book, that works out to 42-ish pages per hour. War and Peace (~1200 pages) could give you 28 hour-long episodes.

If I were a billionaire…

[wtiom]

hey sorry your boyfriend said that russian classics are about that life is bleak. yeah he meant dostoyevsky and tolstoy. no, he didn't look beyond any of the lowest lows of the stories. he didn't even see the overarching themes of beauty and hope and connection. frankly we have all been laughing about him and we're gonna beat him up now. sorry

[bugbite-writes]

it is my hottest theater take that great comet literally should have been the next les mis and run for over a decade but the plebians were simply not ready for such a divinely inspired work of art

[nezbeanz]

perhaps the dumbest thing i’ve contributed to this fandom yet

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

Jeffrey Combs as Stu FRIGHTMARE 1983・dir. Norman Thaddeus Vane

[kllypso-lemonade]

I honestly have mixed feelings about this. Anyway,, I offer you gardener Primo!!

[slayyyter]

[vamp-revenant]

Younger Primo- in his prime or maybe I am a bit obsessed with drawing him.