one of my coworkers was raised by 2 lesbian moms
and those two moms eventually broke up while still sharing custody of her
and eventually both moms found new partners who also helped with parenting so she technically had 4 moms at one point
and i've known this for a while and it has meant nothing to me, but recently she dyed/bleached her hair a platinum blonde and ever since then i've been greeting her in the morning with a cordial "heyyy what's goin on?"
but what she doesn't know is that i've been doing this because i can't look at her now without thinking of the phrase 4 Mom Blonde



















