The Real Adam Sandler

Steam mort Garson for clear skin 🥵

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Conservatives having a normal one

[woodrider]

[cryptotheism]

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

[birkemakesart]

Next little bug illu done. It’s a dragonfly! Loved drawing the water in this one. ✌️

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

no shade to Jarvis Johnson here but not having a TikTok is wild because out of nowhere a twenty to thirty minutes video will suddenly pop up detailing the world's most specific influencer and how they are actually making everything worse by existing. "the problem with clean girl" "we need to talk about the cave woman" "what was up with the goose man?" "what happened to the guy who likes how he smells?" "the dark secrets of the man who eats raw meat for fun: a documentary" what the fuck are you talking about

[the-bible-translated]

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[occult-octoling]

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[teathattast]

[anti-des]

[mastomysowner]

The boss's car

[albertnatural]

Do They ID u to buy snacks

[transgenderer]

Tweet of the year imo

[toskarintoast]

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

[toskarintoast]

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[jessebloom]

you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

[aropride]

i dont ship them and i dont even want them to have sex with each other but on a theoretical level i think they would both have psychosexual problems that would interact in a fascinating manner