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belladonnabedlam

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

#7 digits #starting with 1 #made my account in 2016 #was reading fics on ao3 for something like a year before that probably

heyfruitcake

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

ignitelimelight

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

ryebreadgf

zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate

#this is at best case extremely tone deaf #I would not expect her to wear anything from greek designers because this movie is completely divorced from anything greek #but wearing (probably stolen) jewelry from a country your country initiated war with?#a country your country is actively bombing?#girl what #don't know what anyone involved was thinking

asystolle

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.05 - In the Name of the Mother

#a knight of the seven kingdoms #ser duncan the tall #aegon v targaryen #ser arlan of pennytree

a-book-of-creatures

How have I not discovered Wilson Bryan Key before

a-book-of-creatures

"Bestiality may be illegal throughout most of the world, but, at the symbolic level, it appears to have sold a lot of Sprite."

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a-book-of-creatures

I get it, I hate ads too and I want them dead, but this book is reaching harder than a Lamarckian giraffe to make its points.

a-book-of-creatures

"Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses."

I mean, the prospect of a cool beverage is -

"... Thinking in terms of male and female, which of the two Cinzano ice cubes would be female? ... Now ask, what is going on between this female and male set of ice cubes?"

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"... much credit must be given to the American advertising industry for its success in creating a sexual affair between two pieces of ice as a subliminal device with which to merchandise a liqueur."

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a-book-of-creatures

Are you being sexually aroused by this picture?

uncivilliberties

You can't take the piss out of this guy and then post the world's most fuckable ice cubes like that. You didn't even tag NSFW.

a-book-of-creatures

I didn't even share the Sprite ad u_u

This is the Sprite ad:

Do you see the subliminal seduction? Do you see it?

Relax again and look deeply into the almost hypnotic organization of bubbles surrounding the lime slice. Something rather strange is going on in the bubbles. The ear, an orifice of the human body, suggests that the effervescence rising from the glass may have aphrodisiac qualities, at least at the symbolic level, especially with the two-balled earring with one ball hanging lower than the other. Something highly symbolic is, indeed, going on in the bubbles above the lime slice. Before reading further, try to psych out the ice cubes in the glass. What is Sprite trying to tell you? The right side of the ice cube above the lime slice forms the back of an animal—a large shaggy dog with a pointed nose, or quite possibly a polar bear. The animal’s legs are extended outward to the left, parallel with the top of the lime. The animal’s arms (or legs, as you will) appear to be holding another figure which is human with long, feminine hair. Her face is located just above the animal’s head. The two figures, animal and human, are in what can only be described as a sexual intercourse position. The polar bear, dog, or whatever, is in sexual embrace with a nude woman.

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triflesandparsnips

harpertheidiot

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Voting ended onJul 21

#homer is trying to kill me and Ariadne is protecting me #I think I'm surviving because Ariadne is crafty and smart #she would find a way to keep me safe

Did You Know? Your inability to say no to your friends will Actually Hurt Your Friendships 😯

#surprised pikachu face #I'm tired of me #personal

duesternis

A Squire of Storm's End Chapter 19: After The Storm - Part One

Lord Tarth leads them into a solar, large windows showing the view towards Durran’s Point, across the Strait. “Please,” the lord says. “Sit.” He gestures at a maid tending the small fire and she curtsies, dusting her hands on her apron. “Milord?” “See to it that our guests are brought something to break their fast. Hot and plenty, they’ve come through the storm.” The girl shivers, curtsies again and leaves them with that quick step that means she’d run if it were appropriate. Lyonel sinks into one of the cushioned chairs and points the lads towards a couch. They pull their cloaks off and drop into their seats heavily. “I’ll leave you to your rest,” Lord Tarth says warmly. “My maester will find you, Ser Lyonel, after you’ve eaten. For the raven.” “Thank you, truly, for your hospitality, Evenstar.” The man bows just enough and then closes the door behind himself quietly. Lyonel’s eyes close with the door and he stretches his legs. Groans. “I’d give a lot for a Lysene soak,” Beron says quietly, groaning himself. “Fuck, I might be compelled to give my left hand for that,” Lyonel agrees and Dunk snorts half a laugh. “You’ll be useless, with only one hand, ser,” Beron argues and Lyonel laughs at that. “Not useless, just insufferable.” Dunk mutters something and Beron laughs. Lyonel lifts an eyelid halfway, watching the lads lean together, chuckling. “Secret joys?” “Very much so,” says Beron haughtily, coming to Dunk’s rescue, as the lad stutters, wringing his fingers into his cloak. Lyonel closes his eye again. “Very good. You should have more of those.” An odd sort of noise comes out of Dunk and Beron whispers something, making him make an odd noise again.

Made it to Tarth! Everybody needs a hug and some good rest lmao Read the chapter in full on AO3 and pls give this post a reblog, it means a lot to me <3

#one of the best fics I'm currently subscribed to #a knight of the seven kingdoms #fanfiction