bug on a wall

19 y.o transmasc enby my bullshit is unending and my whimsy undeniable

[bugonawall777]

what up gang, the name is bug, and welcome to my bullshit blog

this into message is constantly changing! so take a peek now and again for funsies

DNI CRITERIA

if you are…

- under the age of 18

- pro-MAGA

- pro ICE

- racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, sexist-misogynistic, the likes

- an asshole

YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

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now that we got the important shit out of the way, now for the fun stuff!

✨fun facts✨

• i'm 18 years old

• my pronouns are he/him and they/them

• i am an anthropology and archival sciences major

• i'm an actor!

• i'm a writer!

• i'm an artist!

• i'm disabled

• i have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, POTS, AuDHD, Tourette's, and a chronic blood disorder called ITP (Immune Thrombocytopenia)

• sounds like a lot? it is, thanks for asking!

• i'm tired a lot so i'm not always active, but i try

• no, Bug is not my real name. It’s a childhood nickname (unfortunate in a post 2020 world, i know)

• no you may not know my real name. this blog is anonymous for a reason

• if you know me IRL, no you don’t (looking at you, you two know who you are)

interests!!

• THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

•the band Ghost!

• Sanders Sides

• Baldur’s Gate 3

• mythology and folklore

• Welcome to Nightvale

• the Riordanverse

• Killer Chat

• DnD

my tags

#bug is a yapper - textposts

#storytime with bug - stories

#bug tangents - rants

#bug answers - asks

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[madame-snail-smooches]

Listening to MAG 16 and hearing about Carlos Vittery's childhood "Oh no I broke a spider egg sac with my little baby hand and now I'm covered in awful little spiderlings" trauma is one thing, but then you listen to the VA's qna episode and learn that literally that exact thing happened to Melanie's VA. Like imagine being Lydia Nicholas and telling your pal Jonny about this horrific experience like,

"....yeah it was really traumatic and gave me arachnophobia for years, so- why are you getting out a notepad?"

"man, that's good. that's a really good one."

"jonny what's the notepad for??"

"I'm not even gonna change anything"

"jonny?????"

"I'm just gonna put it in exactly like that"

[lunius-art]

Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight

[blank-eyed-girl]

Somewhere in between is sparkbird

[alpheiamoth]

You start TMA and wonder why so many people ship Jon and Martin because it seems like it would be toxic and then all of a sudden you’re halfway through the last season thinking “if we don’t get at least 30 minutes of pure uninterrupted jmart per episode I’m going to kill my self”

[todayinthearchives]

today in the archives, everything is a slightly different color than it would be ordinarily.

[literal-lizard-404]

[Tape Recorder Noises]

Statement of Mr. Carroll regarding the events in a nearby wood. Original statement given in December of 1871. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

Statement begins.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the-

[rustling of papers, muffled sound]

Tim. Is this the Jabberwocky. Did you put the fucking Jabberwocky on my desk-

[Tape Recorder Clicks]

[felp0n]

some scribbly jons bc I’m sick and miserable. and so he also gets to be miserable. also vex and vax from critical role who are here for some reason

[rocktheholygrail]

[its-beautiful]

this shit boring as hell

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[shaking my phone violently] everyone wake up it’s time to play blogs >:(

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[my-brain-is-rotting]

"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

if you're not listening to modern WTNV you're missing out

[james-spooky]

i hate what podcast has become synonymous with because please i’m not listening to alpha male gym bros deny climate change i’m listening to my gay blorbos go through the horrors there’s a big difference

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans