I AM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS @bugpp - Tumblr Blog

#no you don’t understand #this is what it’s like #I love being awake I don’t want to go to sleep it sucks the world is beautiful never close your eyes ever

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"

spidersinmysoup

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

catchymemes

#dont kill your spiders #do kill your mosquitoes

prokopetz

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

princeps-civitatus-peach

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

aromancy

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

skeletalheartattack

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

#Wario my favourite capitalist come into my arms #I miss him

adiabat

i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

adiabat

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings

asteroidtroglodyte

My way of parsing it:

Every Relationship is actually a specific, unique thing. We invented Shorthands, such as Friend or Husband, to help describe recurring motifs in Relationships. But. The labels are simplifications. They will always fail to adequately contain the entirety of the Relationship.

dogpuppy

c3rvida3

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

c3rvida3

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

capitalco-deactivated

I have these saved to PSD’s for all my images, so I can just drag and drop my edited images onto them and size them acordingly. These are the sizes that the tumblr dash seems to make images look the clearest, with the exception of the height of the 540′s. The height of the 540′s is a bit more flexible. The 540′s I have are just my preference. As it turns out, the tri image layout option for the center is slightly larger than 177px, which is pretty interesting. 178 seems to come out clearer in the center than 177px. I hope this helps anyone who has issues with finding the optimal resolutions for their images. xoxo