[cabybapa]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[ostolero]

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[jame7t]

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

[jame7t]

Well Ok I like this

[justsomeectoplasm]

[noknowshame]

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[humiliationvictim]

I saw someone with a frightening kink for being tied up. That’s so scary what the hell

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[littleguysdaily]

Yeah

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[theweirdwideweb]