laundry room

(she/they) hello i’m laundry/leandra and i am just now joining tumblr in the year of our lord 2024, and i’ve gotta be honest i dunno if my blog has a purpose, imma just post what i want >B]

[byjove]

I had too much caffeine and now I feel terrified for no particular reason and too nauseous to eat, which would be the only thing that could possibly remedy this. Many such cases. Caffeine can be a constant companion and still betray you when you least expect it.

[bugs-in-space]

i always expect the betrayal and all somehow still always duped and bewildered at its arrival 😔

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[bugs-in-space]

me recently, watching fargo, groundhog day, alien, etc.

[tall]

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[bugs-in-space]

it genuinely took a moment for me to realize this is art

[depsidase]

[bugs-in-space]

2026:

companies: “why doesn’t anyone want to work?? there’s a major worker shortage!”

every unemployed person: “hm. ok bud”

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[bugs-in-space]

how strange indeed. this will enter my vocabulary now

[spiny-ant]

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[bugs-in-space]

hot chocolate two shots of espresso call that a mocha

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[bugs-in-space]

they truly do bewitch your soul something fierce

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[rockabillywife]

From the 31st floor of the simulation swarm with a drone of fluorescence flicker fever fill the form

[pukicho]

Do you ever regret anything you have ever done? Do you stay awake late at night wondering how your life would be had you not done it?

What, am I supposed to regret things forever? No thanks, I'm different now. The old me is not the same me. We must move. The world won't oyster itself.

[bugs-in-space]

it’s all fun and games until you remember you’re turning 24 next year