that cymbal chick

just an old cymbal player reblogging puns, puppies, and dirty jokes.

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like

if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

It didn’t work.

[maximumgayce]

A tragedy in two acts

[xplodingunicorn]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

[artemiswasamerf]

Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[communitygardens]

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

[butchflirt]

[bloodytales]

My boyfriend will do the dishes… I’m still teaching him how to cook.

[pettycentral]

[spicymemesociety]

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[that-edm-life]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

im the dj screaming w laughter

[bienergy-deactivated20180719]

I think about this at least once a day.

[tacomel420]

working in customer service be like

[ultrafacts]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[memehumor]

She’s so close (Found on r/islam)

[zoomerbro]

[twotibsawhisker]

‘hey, we’re bees’ is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

[brainstatic]

Y'all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.

[bandydear]

Mary Shelley carried her husband’s heart around and lived in a crypt after he died. No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley.

[neovenoms]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

wow the venom movie looks great

[fishyandclintbarton]

where is the lie tho?

[pure]

Monthly reminder that Azula only lost to Katara because of plot armor

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

This Katara libel on my dash?

[trapcard]

the entire gaang jumped azula and she was fine and she damn near killed aang while he was in the avatar state AND even iroh didn’t wanna go against her….do you legitimately think azula couldn’t take on katara 1v1 and most likely kill her if it wasn’t for her lil plot forwarding breakdown….

[awkwordalex]

Azula was always unstable and didnt like loss. We see that through her entire character arc where anything less than perfection isn’t good enough, to the point where perfection didn’t even satisfy her. The bitch was strong but she was crazy, and let her guard down.

It’s hubris sis, they’ve been doing this since ancient Greece dont act high and mighty because you dont understand Hamartia.

[awkwordalex]

Also let’s not forget that Katara is an insanely powerful waterbender. Like her skill is unique at her age. She stops rain out to like 20 feet away from her and mastered blood ending after only working with internal water for about a day. We see Zuko even be scared of her power and impressed by her restraint.

There is only one bitch who matched Azula’s raw bending power and her name is Katara so gtfo.

[awkwordalex]

Also in that scene where Azula got a (lucky) shot at Aang in his avatar state, someone was kind enough to bring up that Katara was going to to toe with Azula and nearly ran her into the ground until Zuko came to help her ass. So no, if anyone could beat Azula it was Katara

[barillapasta]

[redadhdventures]

Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”

Of we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”

And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”

And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.

[lhaewiel]

this reminds me of one time at uni when my Japanese teacher taught us how to do origami and the meaning behind them.

It was on my 2nd university year and it was nearly Christmas. That day we were expecting kanji tests and grammar lessons. Instead she started distributing the origami papers and instructions and started teaching us for the consequent 2 hours.