A light unto the cishets

Misty | 15 | INFP

[bulbasaur01]

seems the song stuck in my head has changed to ‘touch me’. the ammount of studying ive done, however, has remained the same.

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[bulbasaur01]

I still have all the songs from spring awakening stuck in my head and theyre still making me feel things >_< also tomorrow’s gonna be super intense test-wise and theres gonna be extended responses n everything and i didnt even study so i guess you could say im... Totally Fucked. Haha. thats the last song i listened to and the one i have playing on repeat in my head rn. For most of friday and saturday it was Mama Who Bore Me. Anyway... guess I’ll go study now. ...Also is it just me or are my friends using tumblr less and less these days? Maybe it’s just me. Idk. ...Time to study i guess

[pomeranian2]

[bakedly-deactivated20180330]

people who show you new music are important

[englishpetehicox-deactivated201]

*opens buzzfeed*

*closes buzzfeed*

[bulbasaur01]

...hi

[bulbasaur01]

someone else: oh, you speak french? that's hot, say something in french!

me: Selon toutes les lois connues de l'aviation,

me: il n'y a aucune façon une abeille devrait être capable de voler.

me: Ses ailes sont trop petits pour obtenir son petit corps de la graisse sur le sol.

me: L'abeille, bien sûr, vole de toute façon

me: parce que les abeilles ne se soucient pas

ce que les humains pensent est impossible.

[ape-of-naples]

ANCIENT ROMAN MEME DISCOVERED

1 2

2 50

it doesnt translate very well

[jasonbarfex]

GET THE FUCK OUT

[duxwontobey]

I…. II…..

II’….L  destroy you!

[bidoof]

when you think about it the big bang theory is basically a live action sitcom equivalent of ctrl+alt+del. they both feature unrealistic cartoonish archetypal nerd characters, they both have the same repetitive overly verbose joke delivery, and they both have the same style of weird anti-humor

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

[clickholeofficial]

Find Out Your Dragon Name As Long As It Isn’t Rugarth Because That One Is Mine

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

[yiffmaster]

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[shameshack]

holy fucking shit

[rockandrollchick29]

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[optimism-or-no]

famine, death war, pestilence

[angiefsutton]

Okay. That’s deeper than I expected. 

[theherodeku]

thank you for reminding me that we’re in this capitalist hell together scooby doo

[bulbasaur01]

i got a haircut, so now my mii on miitomo is a bit more accurate.

[qh-deactivated20170215]

Tumblr user doing standup

*uses a laser pointer and points to a picture on a slideshow* “uh this one is pretty funny. It like has a boat and it says boats be like boat noise. Thats like pretty funny yknow. Alright next slide…”