increase the soup

Hello. My name is Dave. I post what I like and I like what I post. Follow if you like. Go away if you don't.

[theguilteaparty]

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[micavel-deactivated20210724]

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

[chubby-bunnies]

real fucking talk

[diedinpompeji-deactivated201505]

PLUTO 2015

NASA

[wand-erin-gs]

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS

[aquariusdegel]

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THERE’S JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.

[spaceviral-archive-deactivated2]

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

[bulk-vanderhuge]

ideal relationship goals:

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

[bulk-vanderhuge]

friend: i'm here for you if you ever need me!

me: *needs friend*

me: i probably shouldn't bother them

[lunafinn-blog]

phone: *resets* me: *starts screaming*

[autogynephile-deactivated202109]

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

[girlgrandpa]

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

[pauldanofanblog]

knowing that i’m still in the “early life” section of my hypothetical wikipedia page is strangely comforting

[bulk-vanderhuge]

in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

[channybatch]

Happy June the 12th everyone

[champagnepadre]

“hey since you’re up can u-“ *sits down*

[the-blondeyogini-blog]

I’m so proud of all the people that put their mental health first

that recognize and work to stop disordered behavior

that celebrate small goals and milestones

that embrace qualities that make them unique

that struggle but never give up

that take one day at a time

[airoe]

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

[hisokan]

[victorious]

where does the ball go ?

[grawly]

i have spent the past five minutes analyzing a 33fps gif of this video and i still havent a clue