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“Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?”

— Thomas Daggett, The Prophecy

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As Above by Egregore Design

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“Why are you up here? Shouldn’t you be Downtown spanking the guilty and slaughtering your generals? Or are you taking early retirement so you can spend more time with the grandkids?”

“Nothing so dramatic. I’m in town doing some consulting work.”

“What kind?”

“Why does anyone come to L.A.?”

“To kill people.”

“No, that’s just you."

— Kill The Dead

#you silly son of a bitch::stark quote #monster approved::likes #praise god and queue the ammunition

best-of-inspirobot

[Dying? Not my problem]

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thatsbelievable

#the little limey fucker::liam #subverse::that joke isn't funny anymore #praise god and queue the ammunition #spellsandpixiedust

litsnaps

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thatsbelievable

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@bitchheroine

#bitchheroine #apropos i thought

leonardospoetry

Will the flame warm our hearts or will it just burn?

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rpmemes-galore

all about health

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scars: how many scars does my muse have? where are they located on my muse’s body? how did they get them? what do they look like?

sleep: how many hours a night does my muse sleep? do they take naps? how restful is their sleep? do they experience nightmare? if so, how often?

meals: how many meals does my muse eat a day? what do they generally consist of?

routine: does my muse have a consistent routine in their lives? do they find it difficult to stick to a routine?

chronic: does my muse have any chronic health conditions / illnesses? how do these affect them from day-to-day?

doctor: how often does my muse visit the doctor? do they tend to go routinely, or only when something is wrong?

relaxation: what does my muse do to relax? do they find it easy to carve out time to relax?

aches: does my muse have any frequent aches? ie, muscle aches, joint aches? how do these affect them from day-to-day?

stress: does my muse handle stress well? what is a surefire sign for others to tell that they’ve become stressed? how does stress affect them mentally / physically?

mind: does my muse have any mental conditions that affect their lives? what are they? how do they handle them? what coping methods do they use most?

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longestnight

in my dream, you sink your teeth into the shining core of me. you tear out my trachea. warm blood bathes you. this is how you love me: sharp canines and my death rattle.

i beg you for it. i drown in it.

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@bitchheroine

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artsyolivia

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1. someone they fear

[ headcanon meme || accepting! ]

I feel like Ivakir wants to be the answer to this one...

Is this a fucking joke? You really expect the great and terrible Abomination, Sandman Slim himself, to fear somebody? Ha!

Okay, it's actually a kinda long list. First of all, there's God. Even when he's being jovial, he's a pretty scary demiurge. Anyone who can banish the old gods and create the Kissi on accident is worthy of extreme wariness.

Next on the list would be Lucifer. Or Samael. Or Death, or whatever other damn name he's going by today. The guy is cool to hang out with and he can be a solid bro, but he's got ulterior motives to his ulterior motives and Stark can never be sure exactly what he's planning. In fact, when he is being nice is when he's the scariest.

Honorable mentions include but are not limited to Mason Faim, Azazel, Mammon, Josef the Kissi, spiders, and anyone who genuinely enjoys carnival rides.

But to tell the truth, Liam Talbot is at the top of the list. Not because he was capable of repeatedly knocking Stark out or otherwise hexing him and not because his revenge fetish can make him go way, way too far when he's crossed - because someday, he'll leave. And that thought scares Stark far more than anything else.