[millenniallust4death]

“How do you get started in dogs and dog training? Go out and do it. It will be a struggle; it will cost you. You will fail. You will fail yourself, and you will fail your dog. But keep doing it. Love the struggle; love what you learn from each failure and each success, from each dog. Love the journey, because there is no destination. Love the dogs, because they are why you’re doing it.”

— Christine Kemper, “Fall in Love with Dogs”. Blackthorn Working German Shepherds (22 January 2020).

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i love picking out fancy dog foods bc it’s all just too much. all i want to know is if the first three ingredients are meat but these bags are like “your dog craves ONE thing and that is RAW. MOOSE. BLOOD. THROW those 14,000 years of domestication OUT the window, and FUCK you if you’re not allowing your pug to REND flesh from BONE,”

[oneluckydewclaw]

When you ask to pet a working dog, don't be upset if you get a short answer. You're not the first person we've had ask that day, hell you're probably not even the second person in an hour that has asked to touch or has touched without permission.

Don't get upset because we get short with you, get upset because so many people have already done what you have tried to do that you have put us on the defensive before you even get close to us.

Before you even say a word, I know. I try to get in the way.

Before you even reach out, I know. I try to say no.

Before you even get close to us, I know. I try to get the dog into a position where you can't touch him.

I don't want to hear about how you lost your dog, I've already heard another story today. I don't want to hear about how your friend raises guide dog puppies, it's got nothing to do with me.

I don't want to tell you what conditions I have, it's got nothing to do with you. I don't want to let your kids pet my dog, he's not there for your entertainment.

You can huff, puff, make comments, you're not the first one to do it and you definitely will not be the last. You can get upset, lose your temper, call us names and become a two year old. We've seen it all before.

So when you see a working dog all decked out in its gear, and you see its handler walking next to it, leave the damn dog alone so we can go about our day.

- Westcreek Labradors, 2019

[sheepdog-and-fakegoldenretriever]

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

Me: why are the only people who hit on me old men. Why don’t hot sportsy women ever hit on me. When will these men go away, and where is my hot sports-playing wife.

My friend: well who do you hang out with all the time? Are you hanging out with sportsy LB women or are you hanging out with old straight men?

Me:

[bullymuttbutt]

Oh my god. I'm in this picture and I don't like it 😂

[intriga-hounds]

me: *doesn’t teach my dog anything*

my dog: *doesn’t know anything*

me:

[acutely-autistic]

I like big boy

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with a bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the play boys

[acutely-autistic]

To the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

[acutely-autistic]

@elliottheamericanbulldog

@ollietherottweiler

@tundratails

@vadenspoo

@thedutchsighthound

@earlsjustwannahavefun

@goldenmutts

@puppyrazzi

@the-adventures-of-dave

My photo

@trashpuppyoscar

[pousseyluv]

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Have you seen the music video OK Go by White Knuckles? I didn't pay attention to the music's lyrics at all because it's FULL OF DOGS DOING REALLY COOL TRAINING TRICKS (there's a bit of nervous nose-licking, but overall the dogs seem to be having a lot of fun!) And a dog that barks to the beat of the music. If you haven't seen it I hope you like the cute dogs doing cute things!

Yes! I’m going to embed it here because everyone needs to see it and know the story behind it. The dogs were trained by the company Talented Animals, and as per OK Go normal, the video was shot in a single take. Which Talented Animals was… really not sure could actually be pulled off. 

“[Talented Animals] explained to [Ok Go] that it was going to be the most difficult video with animals ever made, requiring 12 dogs and 12 trainers (and a goat) to be perfectly synchronized to pull through three minutes and thirty-six seconds of intense choreography between the canines and the four band members.We had 12 trainers, two furniture movers, 12 dogs, one goat, 38 buckets, and a bunch of furniture, all of which needed to move around and be in the right place at the right time without anyone stepping in front of camera.” 

But after weeks of practice and 124 takes, the 72nd one was perfect. 

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

I love how weird dogs look from some angles. Y’all rarely see it because I always post Happy’s #looks, but she looks bizarre af sometimes. Caneering around from one appearance to another. Sometimes it feels like she’s glitching amongst dimensions. It’s just not natural 🤔

[justslowdown]

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

This is EXACTLY what I am talking about

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

[bullymuttbutt]

My all time favorite/the absolute worst picture of my dog

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

So my husbands favourite word is yeet and suggests that your “send happy to bite” command, should be yeet.

He is a VISIONARY. “Yeet” was born to be applied to Malinois, whether as name or cue

[babyanimalgifs]

Best alarm clock ever.

via @winnie.and.malla

[huskergal93]

Please unmute. Your heart will thank you.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Those gentle barks and howls

[mega-panther]

Just fabulous

[bulldogges]

say what you want about victoria stillwell but that episode where she told the douchebag with the presa canario that he was just overcompensating for his tiny dick was fucking iconic

[bulldogges]

this guy is the one im talking about

[bulldogges]

im her rolling her eyes when he brings up dominance theory

[bulldogges]

this idiot: im the alpha male of this house!

victoria:

[service-poodle]

Me @ work

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

nobody:

me slamming my hand on a table: train your FUCKING dog

[canineandcaffeine-deactivated20]

Dogblr question: what are your favorite and least favorite breed groups?

[404-moved-deactivated20250324]

Love: herding

Least: sporting (but i like a few sporting breeds)

[small-sesame-seed]

Love: non sporting

Least: probably sporting? Terriers a close second but I like a decent amount of them..

[aquestionablemutt]

Love: working and pastoral

Least: toy

[ratherlargedog]

I’m using ankc groups here but

Love: gundogs and utilitity (minus dobes and the northern/spitzy breeds))

Least: working

[cynwriggles]

Love: The Working Group!!

Least: Terriers 😬

[elliottheamericanbulldog]

Love: Working

Least: Sporting

[acutely-autistic]

Love: All

Least: None

[canineandcaffeine-deactivated20]

This is the best response

[bullymuttbutt]

Love: Herding, hands down.

Least: non sporting