Bumbleboy's Bumblepalooza

Join me as I explore the mysteries of the internet!

[eternal-evolution]

This is the realest thing I’ve ever seen on yikyak.

[tiredcorn-deactivated20160310]

I made every iPad play the Lebron James vine

[poochin]

[wtfevolution]

"Hey, I just realized something!"

"What’s that?"

"Well, I made these Amazonian frogs so they spawn, right?"

"Right…"

"So the females just lay their eggs out in the water, and the males fertilize them out in the water, and then everyone leaves the eggs alone and they grow."

"Yeah, generally.”

"No parental care necessary."

"That’s the idea."

"So it doesn’t really matter what happens to the parents, so long as the eggs get fertilized."

"Technically. Where are you going with this? "

"Well, I gave the females this handy reflex to release their eggs when males squeeze them."

"Right…"

"But sometimes all the males trying to mate with them crush them to death."

"So it goes."

"But reflexes still work a bit after you’re dead, right?"

"Oh god."

"So, like, as long as the eggs still come out of their bodies, and no one needs to be around to take care of those eggs, the males can just keep on mating with the dead females and still successfully reproduce!”

"Jesus, evolution. That’s pretty grim."

"I prefer ‘efficient.’"

"You’re messed up."

[toocooltobehipster]

3 year old death grip!

[wherethelesbiansare-deactivated]

Whoah

[stephank]

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

[bigeisamazing]

1/16th Native American

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[u-nenchanted-deactivated2013030]

[4gifs]

[wallygervers]

[shareresourceidea-deactivated20]

[thinkoutloud-ovo]

[literallymemes]

Which episode of lazy town was this

[bumbleboy666]

Here's my original Sonic character.  Don't steal pls! :D

[bumbleboy666]

Australian's get all the cool commercials :(

[bumbleboy666]

This guy is pretty great.

[celesteual-healing]

[obeyev1l]

I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGG