your deadbeat dad

🐝Theo🐝24🐝he/him🐝

[htorrr]

marry me 💍

[lowpawly]

celebs will fr be like i went on a weight loss journey ☺️ i ate healthy and exercised and took care of myself…and i also used injectable weight loss medication that induced starvation 🩷

[lowpawly]

"me six months after starting my weight loss journey, im feeling healthier than ever 😊"

[dogpuppy]

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[2nddoughnut]

the best family in all of fiction i fear

[theehorsepusssy]

[charl0ttan]

huh? oh sorry, ive just been feeling off since the divorce. its been a lot. yeah. it still hurts when i think about everything she took. whatever, i know you're here for a reason. if the other side of this bridge you wish to see, you must answer my riddle ☝️😔one

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[segamascott]

"i love it when you call me big pupa"

- the notorious B.U.G.

[eatcopperwire]

[rederiswrites]

I think if you're chronically ill you should be exempted from being regular sick. Quota filled, man.

[lesbianmarrow]

it’s so funny when someone goes from being a lesbian to being a bisexual trans guy bc it’s like ok so the attraction to men was there but you had to make your way through the labyrinth and solve the riddles three before it could be unlocked

[a-little-beastie-most-foul]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 4

Falin Touden (Dungeon Meshi)

Edalyn Clawthorne (The Owl House)

Voting ended onMar 29

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]

[carrotzs]

Who needs flowers anyway?

[carlyraejepsans]

making a dialogue collection for deltarune toriel called "shut the fuck up you just hate women"

[carlyraejepsans]

I call this piece "If I Hear You Breathe A Single Word Calling Her Neglectful Or Uncaring Or A Deadbeat Drunkard One More Time I'm Beating Your Ass Into Its Atomic Subparticles"

[pascalishere]