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she/her | 23 | rawr *dunk barking noises* 🏳️‍🌈

[bunniope]

hey thanks for calling me your "loyal knight" now i'm horny enough to win any battle

[yes-these-obsessions-are-healthy]

spearhedge is delicious to me because here is BIG loyal boy who wants to serve his prince/king with humility and chivalry, and then you have the Most Chivalrous Man in the World ™ who certifiably Fucks™ who is able to make said big loyal boy flush and stutter with just compliments or a fond look because part of Dunk’s loyalty is tied to (what he believes is) a one-sided foolish crush but he knows he’s being presumptuous, knows he is unworthy of Baelor’s consideration and god does Baelor love to prove him wrong. also love it when big strong boys are shy and bashful and inexperienced in bed WHO SAID THAT?? SHOW YOURSELF

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[keltbh]

exchange piece for @palmviolet!!! 🫶

[bumblelot]

why i’m just finding out the hedge knight and his dragon was allegedly written using ai and then deleted from ao3????

i’m honestly not really into aerion/dunk but that was one of my favs

also this is my first time hearing about claude is it like a new chatgpt or something?

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

[yoursmugglerofuselessnews]

fell in love at first sight 😤😤😤

[bumblelot]

this photo is very special to me

[hardsaltdilf]

HUZZAH, freaks!

[king-baelor]

twinning

[typeocpositive]

It sort of tickles me how many people were upset that some of the characters were aged up in a knight of the seven kingdoms. Because they clearly don't see the appeal of not one but TWO salt and pepper baddies. We were blessed.

And honorable mention to maekar

[aremyia]

[vekharious]

“i miss akotsk fandom :(“ “i miss when akotsk was relevant” HELLO WERE STILL HERE! ALIVE AND KICKING! YOU CAN BE HERE TOO! JOIN THE HIVE MIND!

[motherrthing]

dunk and baelor get together, and dunk sneaks into baelor's chambers to sleep every night, but one night baelor wakes up and dunk is gone. and he's trying to figure out why dunk would just leave in the middle of the night, but then he hears snoring, and looks over the edge of the bed and dunk is sleeping on the floor. and baelor wakes him up and is like what are you doing down there, and dunk tells him that since he's spent so long sleeping rough, under trees and in the hedges and whatnot, sometimes the bed is too soft and he can't get comfortable but he doesn't want to leave Baelor so he just sleeps on the ground next to the bed and then sneaks back into bed before Baelor wakes up, and it actually happens fairly frequently this is just the first time he got caught

idk man, something about dunk just not being able to adjust to a different life but trying to for baelor just really hits me in the heart

[motherrthing]

it would be very beautiful to me if during the "how good a knight are you" scene Dunk came clean about not actually having been knighted (I can't remember if this is explicitly clear in the show, but it's very obvious in the book) bc the guilt is killing him and he's like I got into this mess bc I didn't know my place, I can't keep lying especially not to the prince when he's trying to help me.

but if he's not a knight he's not entitled to a trial by combat, so he resigns himself to a normal trial and probably losing a hand and a foot, and maybe worse bc he lied too

and baelor is conflicted bc like bro just straight lied to his face, but also he thinks of Egg lying to be Dunk's squire, and how Dunk would've been completely alone in the world after Ser Arlan died, and despite lying about it Dunk's been a truer knight than most, and is just good in a way that people often aren't.

so then baelor is like you know what, fuck it we ball. and he's like okay kneel. and Dunk is so scared and miserable and guilty that he's like holy shit I know I did wrong but this guy is just going to take my head off right here and now. so he's freaking out, thinking he's about to die but is trying to be a man about it, like well this is what I deserve I guess, bc Baelor is fair and just and if he says I should die for this then that's that.

and then Baelor knights him

and Dunk's is like aren't I going to be punished for lying

and baelor is like you've still got to do a trial by combat tomorrow, I think you're being punished enough

(and then the trial of seven still happens, but Baelor lives this time and Dunk becomes his most devoted knight, and also they are in love)

[bumblelot]

BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDEEEEEEEE

happy pride month yall!!

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times