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she/her | 23 | rawr *dunk barking noises* 🏳️‍🌈

[bunniope]

hey thanks for calling me your "loyal knight" now i'm horny enough to win any battle

[motherrthing]

it would be very beautiful to me if during the "how good a knight are you" scene Dunk came clean about not actually having been knighted (I can't remember if this is explicitly clear in the show, but it's very obvious in the book) bc the guilt is killing him and he's like I got into this mess bc I didn't know my place, I can't keep lying especially not to the prince when he's trying to help me.

but if he's not a knight he's not entitled to a trial by combat, so he resigns himself to a normal trial and probably losing a hand and a foot, and maybe worse bc he lied too

and baelor is conflicted bc like bro just straight lied to his face, but also he thinks of Egg lying to be Dunk's squire, and how Dunk would've been completely alone in the world after Ser Arlan died, and despite lying about it Dunk's been a truer knight than most, and is just good in a way that people often aren't.

so then baelor is like you know what, fuck it we ball. and he's like okay kneel. and Dunk is so scared and miserable and guilty that he's like holy shit I know I did wrong but this guy is just going to take my head off right here and now. so he's freaking out, thinking he's about to die but is trying to be a man about it, like well this is what I deserve I guess, bc Baelor is fair and just and if he says I should die for this then that's that.

and then Baelor knights him

and Dunk's is like aren't I going to be punished for lying

and baelor is like you've still got to do a trial by combat tomorrow, I think you're being punished enough

(and then the trial of seven still happens, but Baelor lives this time and Dunk becomes his most devoted knight, and also they are in love)

[bumblelot]

BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDEEEEEEEE

happy pride month yall!!

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

[raethereptile]

This scene is so funny to me, because look at them! That's a "don't look at eachother because you know you'll break if you do" reaction. And that's so funny to me. Im having visions of the in court and just full body turning away from eachother as soon as Lord Whatshisface starts speaking, because they know they can handle him on their own, but if they see that the other is finding it funny, then it's game over

[vardmard]

lOrD aShForD fUCks his SHEEEEEEEEP

[bumblelot]

SCREAMINGVGHHDNJDD

[bumblelot]

dunk and his summer flings!

[nastyakotsk]

#432

[ohmylul]

~MOTION~

GODS. This man is gorgeous.

(and a guest appearance by Maekar!)

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS S01E02 - “Hard Salt Beef” emphasis on HARD.

[bumblelot]

he looks so sweet here awwww

[ninimochilover]

i miss my close and personal friend, baelor targaryen 😓

[fealtypledger]

we gather here today to remember the life of our cherished prince, baelor breakskull. i mean fuck uh i mean baelor brainspear. no wait! uh uhm i mean.

[fealtypledger]

taken from us too soon, and survived by a beloved son, valaar, and trusted brother, mace— ahem. maekar. apologies. i think perhaps someone else should do the eulogy, my lord

[alysscoven]

the sworn sword / the mystery knight.

[slutdge]

i love being a pervert online with all of you

[sallymaywritings]

Akotsk community! I love you!

[vardmard]

While I’m a diehard DunkBaelor girlie, DunkMaekar would be absolutely hilarious.

They don’t even like each other. They’re coparenting. They caused each other irreparable physical and psychological damage, but not on purpose. They were so rude at the first meeting they shocked the other into silence, also not on purpose. Maekarlings are fighting for Dunk’s attention. They’re that old couple that bitches at one another but never parts.

[mercuryconfetti]

I'm so terrified of ever going under anesthesia what if I tell my mom I'm a faggot

[misvos]

First photos from the filming of ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ Season 2 in Artenara, Gran Canaria! 🛡⚔️🥚

(via: Piotr Drezinski, IG)