sad as fuck

🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼

[velvetys]

Spongebob fish was right when he said my leg

[bulbiedorf]

The only people to blame for children under the age of 10 having “addictions” to smart phones, tablets, and technology in general is the parents. I don’t want to hear people complain about their 4 year old knowing how to play with the settings on their ipad. You put the iPad in your kid’s life. You gave a 4 year old their own ipad. They learned to use it. You did that. It’s your fault. Don’t blame kid’s for poor parenting, incompetence, and laziness when it comes to raising children.

[cardenvondraken]

And don’t try twisting the fact that your kid is smarter than you into something negative.

[lyjerria]

literally nothing is worth arguing about anymore

[thisbodyprison]

Stay quiet, disconnect, and glow up

[mysteelecreek]

[2headedsnake]

[spelunk]

ihop stands for international house of pussy

[phoenixheir]

No it doesn’t

[spelunk]

yes it does

[citrus-art-and-life]

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

[hcseokie]

might fuck around and start dating the demon from the corner of my room

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[vegan-activist-network]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Real pain.

[necessaryveganism]

The same people that call veganism restrictive can’t imagine eating a single meal without meat as the centerpiece. 

[nonconformist-vegan]

“Animal rights are not a gift we give animals. They are a birth right we have taken from them.”

— — Unknown

[adh-deku]

[actuallyapathy]

pretty bold to imply anything funny has ever happened on big bang theory

[wherebagelsfeartotread-deactivat]

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

[backgroundensemble]

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

[creamysmooth]

[rubyneo]