Te futueo et caballam tuum

absolute trash!!

[my-dailydreams]

[anxietyproblem]

[importantcatpics]

[hazyinmyhead]

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

[blessedbygod2]

Buy her flowers and cum inside her

[sanguinewolves]

they should invent a me without all the anxiety

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[notasoupcompany]

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

shoutout to big thighs

[jager-bruder]

[queen-scribbles]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

hopecore

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[passion-of-l0vers]

girl, i specifically told you to put your records on

[angelnumber27]

I don’t remember 80% of the shit I do

[segamascott]

[ultrafacts]

There is also a Monster Supplies store in London. This funky shop is part of the Ministry of Stories, a registered charity that helps kids with writing.

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[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

can i come over and do this