Elizabeth Marie

I am a grad student and a dancer with fibromyalgia. I love you all!

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

[bubbabarnes-deactivated20210124]

I’m screaming

[teatops]

SDHSKSJHSJS I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[proudabbystan]

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[barkingdog]

[emansap]

Mama pig is a bullet hell boss

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[neko-mancy]

what about

[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[slipping-into-madness]

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Two souls of the damned being punished to an eternity of torture.

[cachorritx]

Second Circle of Hell

[medic981]

It sounds exactly as I imagined.

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

[sloppystyle]

alright bro im boutta head out

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

So what you’re saying is, raccoons have the ability to defy the laws of physics by folding their bodies into higher dimensions of time and space 

[098766799]

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

[niedopalek]

scariest food names 

3. blood sausage 

 2. ghost pepper 

1. devilled eggs

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

When I catch you in my visual field

[mezzodical]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

a productive what now?

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

like I'm sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. "we are all living through a global pandemic, nobody has any money, our democracies are horrifically morally bankrupt and our world is dying. here's how to break down spiritually in a palatable and socially-approved way!"

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

... I consider myself a pretty emotionally constipated person but jesus christ

[hjartasalt]

"Sorry, I'm afraid I can't have a meeting at 4 today because it conflicts with my crying session"

[themoonbase]

[sirfrogsworth]

Stella is here to mark the beginning of fall. 

[ dognamedstella ]

[justcatposts]

Sleepy lion roadblock. 

(via)

[drinkpisspissblood]

me: i’m gonna go to bed early tonight

me at 4am on the cryptids wikipedia page: