The Simple Things in Life

I'm Lexi! Gaming. Art. Photography. Nature and Animals. Nerd Culture! This blog is meant to post random shit I find on tumblr! Feel free to message me sometime =D

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tiktok: christinajulian_91

audio credit: anthony vincent

[abundantchewtoys]

That was not the audio I was expecting

[korixsonder]

i have to reblog this everytime i see it, its too good of a video

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[r4cs0]

#All countries matter

[epitome-the-burnkid-viii]

[scottysystembuster]

5 Key Flock Watchdog Sites:

http://Alpr.wtf — Every U.S. jurisdiction using ALPR, plus how to file info requests.

http://EyesOnFlock.com — Crowdsourced map of Flock cameras and city contracts.

http://Deflock.me — Nationwide ALPR map tracking Flock deployments, removals, and resistance.

http://HaveIBeenFlocked.com — Quick check to see if Flock is watching your neighborhood.

http://DontGetFlocked.com — Plots your route, counts ALPR/Flock cameras, and suggests surveillance‑free alternatives.

Long live the resistance! 🫡

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

*americans chanting gets louder in the background*

[simon-newman]

*Eagle noise*

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

*The roar of Freedom™*

[mrcloudyfun]

*guns firing blanks*

[hymnodies-deactivated20220828]

*battle hymn of the republic intensifies*

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

*Johnny Comes Marching Home Again Intensifies*

[beardedmrbean]

It's time

[downsouth-gentleman]

July 4th Eve on Tumblr

International tumblr users:

“Brace yourselves”

*boards up windows

American tumblr users: *quietly starts chanting in the distance “USA, USA, USA…”

[freedom-beard]

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[galacticxangel]

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[catchymemes]

[pikaglove]

😢

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!