[dionysism]

maybe you should look your gift horse in the mouth. could be greek soldiers in there

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[columboscreens]

[kosmogrl]

i’m so kind but i’m so evil and bitter

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[ms-demeanor]

I just have to lock in and get through my to-do list and then I'll start my new system with a clean slate and everything will be better.

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[thoughtportal]

numb hands

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[thereallta]

Me in another life

[girlnumbers]

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[sab3rtooth]

2008

[dhaaruni]

This is very good