What Am I Doing

Sup, You can call me Eli. I like stuff. White. Genderfluid. He/She/They. 24. Current obsession: Batfam | Art blog: @genericuserdraws

[estchiyu]

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[aureutr]

Unfriendly reminder that if you're displeased with a piece of fanfiction your courses of action are:

Read something else

Bitch PRIVATELY to friends

Write your own take on the premise (strongly recommend!)

All of the above

Under no circumstances should you try to "politely" critique the author who put the story up as a hobby. For free. Especially if the story in question is multiple years old. Ao3 is not Goodreads

[glorioleapri]

Love the use of passive vs active voice here.

Died = something that happened

Murdered = something that happened to him

Never forget that regardless of the supposed justifications, regardless of whether Jason was reckless or naive or violent or angry or anything else of that sort...

Jason Todd was murdered by someone else.

[jaydickanddickjay]

The alter ego pose while falling trend but make it JayDick. But also make it fem Dick bc Dixie just fits the trend soooo well. (Regular Dick fits the trend perfectly too and he should also have his glorious diva moment but I was on a fem Dick kick when I wrote this so here we are)

Dixie's out as Nightwing along with Jason as Red Hood bc she's got him wrapped around her finger. A criminal cuts Dixie's grapple line so she's falling but the trend pops in her head so she starts doing it bc she knows her Little Wing will catch her.

Obviously Jason catches her and he's pissed (read terrified) that Dixie's just laughing it off but she tells him to relax bc she knew he would catch her and that's why she felt comfortable having fun. Naturally Jason is smitten and lets it go since he's glad she didn't end up having to fear the fall.

A perfect edit of the whole thing ends up on the internet (apparently there were some high definition security cameras that caught it all and someone with time on their hands lol) including Nightwing kissing the cheek of Red Hood's helmet. Gotham's internet explodes with the news of Nightwing and Red Hood being an item.

It might be even funnier if they weren't even dating yet and it was just Jason silently pining while Dixie was oblivious. And then Dixie thinks the whole thing is fun and teases Jason (who goes along with it good naturedly bc he loves her) but then things aren't so funny anymore when she starts actually noticing other women approaching her Little Wing both in and out of the mask (Jason is very popular with the ladies).

She finds it unacceptable and demands that she be the only woman he concern himself with. Jason certainly doesn't have any complaints about that since that's pretty much how things have always been for him anyway and Dixie pouts bc she knows her demands are bratty and completely unreasonable but Jason is hers and she can't help but feel relieved when he reassured her that she's the most important to him.

She guilt trips herself for awhile until she has a nightmare about Jason finding someone else and leaving her and then promptly rushes over to his safehouse and launches herself into his arms while sobbing (Jason was very much so asleep and is quite overwhelmed after being woken up by a sobbing Dixie on his lap clinging to him). Jason eventually calms her down enough to get her to explain to him what's wrong so she tells him about her nightmare (it's definitely a cupid's arrow shot to the heart moment for him lol). He tries to soothe her by saying she'll always be the most important to him and he won't leave her but she yells at him that there's nothing that'll stop him from leaving if he finds someone he wants to marry in the future. Jason can practically see the lightbulb go off in Dixie's head when she turns her head back to him and says she's gonna make him fall for her so that she's the only one he'll ever wanna marry.

Jason's brain almost explodes since that's literally always been the case for him and he tells her that. Dixie has no idea how she was somehow oblivious to his feelings all this time but she's overjoyed that her Little Wing already loves her like that. She rewards him with a radiant smile and a big kiss while mentally already planning their wedding (if it wasn't obvious Dixie is a bit intense about her Little Wing bc she's lost him before but she'll never be losing him again).

The family is shocked by their new relationship and Bruce almost faints but everything turns out happy and they do end up getting married and even have kids eventually (grandpa Bruce says finally it's my time to shine and spoils his grandkids lol)

[lgbtqiatext]

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[cottoncandylesbo]

"we used to be a country" is a great line to drop unrelated to context.

[cottoncandylesbo]

we used to be a fucking country.

[wizardshark]

harry potter fans in 2025

[wizardshark]

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

[mossdftba]

Please stop fucking reading it so the library doesn't have to pay her money. I am a transgender librarian and I am not allowed to not replace old damaged HP books, people read them so we need to have them on our shelves, and what she does with the money doesn't factor into it.

STOP READING HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

I used to be into it! In-depth character analysis, wizard rock, irl quidditch, but when she outed herself as a piece of shit, I couldn't support it anymore!

ASK YOUR LIBRARY FOR OTHER BOOKS TO READ AND STOP READING HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[emeraldwhale]

[datasoong47]

[rejected-reapermain]

Playing MW PvP be like-

[rejected-reapermain]

Was thinking… should I make a cozy Ghoap sticker bundle?

[charming-cherry]

If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am I to stop them

[nightwingstits]