"sometimes looking at you activates my prey drive" the nicest thing anyone has EVER said to me
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"sometimes looking at you activates my prey drive" the nicest thing anyone has EVER said to me
despite my better judgement I started cruising this 19yo on grindr but shut it down when I realized they're a student at the college I work at. he hit me with this the next day
??? crew what are we doing? do we think questioning my boundaries is going to make me change my mind?? anyway I asked why he thought i wasnt a professor
oh my god kids are wild. sharing my NUDES AND THIRST TRAPS WITH THE STUDENT BODY. I supervise some of those kids bro dont do this to me 😭 never again
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Im a masochist, and i was wondering how one actually finds a sadist? Im literally dying to get beat up
Easy, you have to go out to leather events in your city (or the city nearest to you) and meet other freaks. I have met all but one of my submissives in the last 3 years offline.
The reason this is important for several reasons:
1. Vetting, you don't know these people, literally anyone can be behind a profile. Someone in a community Can be a missing stair, but it's harder to do if you're sharing space with other people and if someone thinks you're in danger they'll pull you aside.
2. there is a disproportionate amount of skilled sadists to masochists. S/m is like any other aesthetic experience. Everyone is going to have different preferences. Me and my dog are well suited to each other in many ways. (Which is why it's mine and never allowed to leave 🥰)
3. Being in community is the only way you're going to learn the skills you need to flirt. As a sadist, if someone is fun and engaging to flirt with, I'm more likely to want to work with them on what a scene might look like. Conversely if someone is maybe more awkward, but has the skill as a masochist to come up with a dope scene I'll be more likely to overlook their foibiles.
4. This one gets overlooked a lot; your sadist is a person, not a scene dispenser. Moreover, they're a person you Want something from. Just walking up to them at a party and saying “please hit me 👉👈🥺” is a great way for that person to be UnIntrested in you.
TLDR GO MEET PEOPLE AND LEARN SOCIAL SKILLS.
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hey we saw you across the bar and you look like a terrified prey animal
me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-
my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?
me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and
my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember
me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-
my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me
me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu
my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel
me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,
my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?
me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,
my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?
me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........
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