A Heart Full of ... Bunnies?

Tolkien fan | plays PC games | regularly forgets the existence of this Tumblr account

[hiimgoldbug]

since everyone loves untitled goose game so much, i have to share something with you. where my grandmother used to live, a neighbor had a pet goose.

tumblr, meet chicken

not bastard. nice boi.

[valinaraii]

Remember the time when Napoleon tried to teach Marie Louise how to cook an omelette and totally failed:

(from Méneval’s Memoirs)

[sauronisnotamused]

But at least Tolkien finished his books so they won’t run out of material during production, right?….

[keybladesoras]

Detective Pikachu dancing!

[toastedbuckwheat]

Quick markers + Photoshop sketch of our favourite Maitimo

[alia-andreth-deactivated2018121]

March 1 is Aragorn’s birthday so here’s my favorite moody Ranger looking uncharacteristically happy.

[iwalkonyourwater]

Assassin’s Creed III Remastered: Comparison Trailer

[grunkleguts]

*Logs back onto Tumblr*

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[t-a-c]

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

[teratorequests]

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

[mikkeneko]

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[bunnyneverdies]

Sounds like one of my best dreams. Even better if my friends are with me.

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[bellygangstaboo]

crackoons

[colinquinn]

@staff u pack of bastards

[datmos]

bread is illegal now

[poupon]

[thewhisperingescapes]

@wildandwhirlingwords

[cat-memes-only]

[lehetsz-kiraly]

Ronan: About Olympe…

Danton: He said ‘Olympe!’ DRINK!

Desmoulins: Have you met my wife, Lucille?

Danton: He mentioned Lucille! DRINK!

Robespierre: Does anyone want an orange?

Danton: He mentioned oranges! DRI-

Robespierre: Don’t you fucking dare!

Danton: -IIIIIIINK!

[tiafrye]

“You can count on me,” Geralt said seriously. “I’m not in the habit of leaving a friend in need.” The vampire smiled and because they were alone, he did not hide his fangs. “Friend?”

— Andrzej Sapkowski, “The Lady of the Lake”

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[turbofetus]

[caitlinguine]

@districtswiftie13

[melodramaticsoprano]

YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.

[butterynutjob]

I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.

[hellenhighwater]

I know a lot of judges, and demanding an impromptu opera solo on a whim is also something they would do.

(And also one of the main reasons you can be excused from jury duty is economic hardship–basically, it would cause you unreasonable financial damage. If you’re a professional singer, a two week gap in your rehearsal schedule could do that for sure.)

[jackironsides]

As a muso, I absolutely believe this. I’ve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldn’t recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.

[taraljc]

Accurate.

[cluegrrl]

My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said “I don’t believe you’re an opera singer. Sing something for me.” His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Matt’s a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly. Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.

[hoarous]

One time I had a cole slaw craving at like 10pm so i went to KFC and the girl at the counter was like IT’S CHRISTMAS, SING ME A CAROL AND I’LL GIVE YOU YOUR SLAW, and I was like, oh, I uh—but then her coworker was like GDI STOP DOING THIS. YOU DONT HAVE TO SING. SHES BEEN DOING THIS ALL DAY

so of course I busted out the first few bars of Amarilli (which isn’t actually a christmas carol, but it was what i’d been practicing at the time so shhh), and let me tell you, nearly-empty fast food restaurants have GREAT acoustics