Xuebing Du
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Andulka
izzy's playlists!
Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
Keni
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
hello vonnie
The Bowery Presents
bliss lane
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Origami Around
pixel skylines
Not today Justin
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@bunsandpunsexual
someone: why do you hoard old movie ticket stubs and event wristbands and old cards and crap??
me: because Time and Memory are foreign concepts to me and I have no other way of reminding myself of the Good Parts in my hell life, my pal
accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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Art museums are a lot more fun when you can admit your honest opinion of the works. I hated visiting them as a kid, ‘cause adults always expected me to be very serious about every exhibit and have complicated, nuanced opinions about What Art Is.
Visiting them with friends? Loads of fun. You can make dick jokes, laugh at ugly Renaissance babies, and focus on things that you genuinely like or find interesting.
“I’m a pretty low-maintenance guy. If I had my way, I would keep my head shaved year round so I wouldn’t have to worry about hair. I also like having a beard. I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. My workout routine isn’t too fancy either. I don’t have some cool P90X thing that I do. I just pick up heavy stuff and put it back down. It’s really simple stuff. It’s like the stuff I learned in high school.”
me: the stars are beautiful tonight
you: yeah
me: you know what else is beautiful
you: (blushing) what?
me: steve rogers using all of his force to pull a helicopter back to a building for bucky barnes in captain america: civil war 2016
F.r.i.e.n.d.s + best comebacks!
parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*
me: *becomes irritated in response*
parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence
Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.
These are really beautiful images.
History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!
Just a bunch of gals bein pals
me in my coffin: shit i forgot my earphones
sorry I wasn’t in the mood to be a person today, sorry I forgot to keep a conversation, sorry my soul needs ironing. give me a moment, a day or a so. it’ll be good. I’ll brush my hair and change my clothes. I’ll laugh a lot. I’ll say important things. it’ll be good.
Fun facts about your sign here
Do you think there's a chance that Marvel might actually give Steve a boyfriend?
marvel would make steve a nazi before making him gay
can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are
because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment
No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!
- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here - Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here
unga bunga vs whaddafuck
Meme 101
Steve: Do you know me?
Bucky: I saw you in a museum one time.
Bucky: *pictures of Steve stuffed in all his notebooks*
Bucky: *falling out of his pockets*
Bucky: *tucked under his pillow*
Bucky: These aren't mine.
im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations
